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Q: What do the following pairings have in common?
Charlie/Ginny
Draco/Narcissa
Draco/Lucius
Bill/Lucius
Ginny/Bill
Draco/Snape
Ginny/Voldemort (yes, *Voldemort*)
Lucius/Ginny
Draco/Neville
Ron/Ginny
Harry/Draco
Draco/Snape
Lucius/Hermione
Hermione/Bill
Ron/Hermione
Ginny/Tom
A: They're all pairings that I've read in the past two days.
What's the matter with me? How did it all get so terribly wrong? (Notice, however, that I didn't read any Draco/Hermione, and when I accidentally came upon one, I clicked away as soon as humanly possible. I'm not that depraved.) They were all mostly smutfics, though, so that makes it all right, right? *wibbles*
Charlie/Ginny
Draco/Narcissa
Draco/Lucius
Bill/Lucius
Ginny/Bill
Draco/Snape
Ginny/Voldemort (yes, *Voldemort*)
Lucius/Ginny
Draco/Neville
Ron/Ginny
Harry/Draco
Draco/Snape
Lucius/Hermione
Hermione/Bill
Ron/Hermione
Ginny/Tom
A: They're all pairings that I've read in the past two days.
What's the matter with me? How did it all get so terribly wrong? (Notice, however, that I didn't read any Draco/Hermione, and when I accidentally came upon one, I clicked away as soon as humanly possible. I'm not that depraved.) They were all mostly smutfics, though, so that makes it all right, right? *wibbles*
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Date: 2004-03-07 11:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-07 11:18 pm (UTC)Arthur/Petunia!!!! *falls over*
I nearly clicked on a story that was marked Hermione/Dumbledore. I think that would have been the point of no return.
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Date: 2004-03-07 11:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-07 11:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-07 11:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-07 11:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-08 12:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-07 11:56 pm (UTC)At least you didn't commit the ultimate sins Harry/Ginny and Draco/Hermione. So I think you're still in the clear.
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Date: 2004-03-08 12:09 am (UTC)Now I'm off to make a strawberry-type dessert, since I have fresh strawberries. It's either going to be the cake or Annibug's tart, but since I so recently made a (Coke) cake, it'll probably be the tart.
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Date: 2004-03-08 01:10 am (UTC)I have read everything and need MORE! PLEASE!?
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Date: 2004-03-08 01:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-08 01:37 am (UTC)Even my percy/oliver?
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Date: 2004-03-08 01:45 am (UTC)Shadow in the Nights (http://adultfan.nexcess.net/aff/story.php?no=13800)
(Oliver/Percy, Oliver/various males) For as long as he could remember, Oliver Wood had been with Hogwarts males in secret. All of this boils down to one thing, his love for Percy Weasley.
Passion (http://adultfan.nexcess.net/aff/story.php?no=3562)
PWP Percy and Oliver enjoy each others *ahem* company
One Night at Mugs (http://adultfan.nexcess.net/aff/story.php?no=4504)
Percy takes Oliver to a Muggle-run club where they get more than they bargained for.
And more. See? See???
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Date: 2004-03-08 02:41 am (UTC)OMG, WAIT. I thought you couldn't read Draco with anyone else? That he was reserved for Ginny and Ginny alone? Or was it the other way around? *tries to remember*
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Date: 2004-03-08 03:05 am (UTC)Many things were broken this weekend, but Drac + consenting sex w/ someone other than Ginny remained unbroken. <g> Or Draco + other girl, even. Narcissa doesn't really count. Especially if she was just taking advantage of her hot 16-year-old son.
OhmyGOD there was some kind of aneurysm that happened in my brain these past two days.
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Date: 2004-03-08 03:33 am (UTC)My wedding present to you will be a framed Draco/Ginny haiku. It will be touching.
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Date: 2004-03-08 11:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-08 06:39 pm (UTC)Wow.
Date: 2004-03-09 04:26 am (UTC)