pop quiz

[sarea]

Q: What do the following pairings have in common?

Charlie/Ginny
Draco/Narcissa
Draco/Lucius
Bill/Lucius
Ginny/Bill
Draco/Snape
Ginny/Voldemort (yes, *Voldemort*)
Lucius/Ginny
Draco/Neville
Ron/Ginny
Harry/Draco
Draco/Snape
Lucius/Hermione
Hermione/Bill
Ron/Hermione
Ginny/Tom

A: They're all pairings that I've read in the past two days.

What's the matter with me? How did it all get so terribly wrong? (Notice, however, that I didn't read any Draco/Hermione, and when I accidentally came upon one, I clicked away as soon as humanly possible. I'm not that depraved.) They were all mostly smutfics, though, so that makes it all right, right? *wibbles*

Comments

[ceilidh]

It's only when you start reading weird shit like Dudley/Voldemort, Arthur/Petunia, Molly/Vernon, Filch/Dumbledore, Peeves/Hermione, and Charlie/Arabella Figg that you need to be scared.

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

LOL @ your icon.

Arthur/Petunia!!!! *falls over*

I nearly clicked on a story that was marked Hermione/Dumbledore. I think that would have been the point of no return.