pop quiz

[sarea]

Q: What do the following pairings have in common?

Charlie/Ginny
Draco/Narcissa
Draco/Lucius
Bill/Lucius
Ginny/Bill
Draco/Snape
Ginny/Voldemort (yes, *Voldemort*)
Lucius/Ginny
Draco/Neville
Ron/Ginny
Harry/Draco
Draco/Snape
Lucius/Hermione
Hermione/Bill
Ron/Hermione
Ginny/Tom

A: They're all pairings that I've read in the past two days.

What's the matter with me? How did it all get so terribly wrong? (Notice, however, that I didn't read any Draco/Hermione, and when I accidentally came upon one, I clicked away as soon as humanly possible. I'm not that depraved.) They were all mostly smutfics, though, so that makes it all right, right? *wibbles*

Comments

[ceilidh]

It's only when you start reading weird shit like Dudley/Voldemort, Arthur/Petunia, Molly/Vernon, Filch/Dumbledore, Peeves/Hermione, and Charlie/Arabella Figg that you need to be scared.

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

LOL @ your icon.

Arthur/Petunia!!!! *falls over*

I nearly clicked on a story that was marked Hermione/Dumbledore. I think that would have been the point of no return.

[mynuet.livejournal.com]

RS.org, huh?

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

adultfanfiction.net, actually. It's amazing I was able to avoid Hermione/Snape.

[mynuet.livejournal.com]

I don't mind the Hermione/Snape, myself. I've even sometimes considered writing some.

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

[mynuet.livejournal.com]

What? It's not a sin, you know. As long as she's out of school...

[rainpuddle13.livejournal.com]

You naughty girl, you!

At least you didn't commit the ultimate sins Harry/Ginny and Draco/Hermione. So I think you're still in the clear.

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the absolution, O Pud One. I think I need forgiveness from all the various D/G priestesses. And the congregation.

Now I'm off to make a strawberry-type dessert, since I have fresh strawberries. It's either going to be the cake or Annibug's tart, but since I so recently made a (Coke) cake, it'll probably be the tart.

[1anonymous1.livejournal.com]

Give me fic PLEASE!!!!

I have read everything and need MORE! PLEASE!?

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

What are you looking for in particular? I swear, if you just go to adultff.net, you will be able to find EVERYTHING I mention and then some.

[1anonymous1.livejournal.com]

Really?

Even my percy/oliver?

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

I have not read these and cannot vouch for quality, but--

Shadow in the Nights (http://adultfan.nexcess.net/aff/story.php?no=13800)
(Oliver/Percy, Oliver/various males) For as long as he could remember, Oliver Wood had been with Hogwarts males in secret. All of this boils down to one thing, his love for Percy Weasley.

Passion (http://adultfan.nexcess.net/aff/story.php?no=3562)
PWP Percy and Oliver enjoy each others *ahem* company

One Night at Mugs (http://adultfan.nexcess.net/aff/story.php?no=4504)
Percy takes Oliver to a Muggle-run club where they get more than they bargained for.

And more. See? See???

[akscully.livejournal.com]

*laughs and laughs and laughs*

OMG, WAIT. I thought you couldn't read Draco with anyone else? That he was reserved for Ginny and Ginny alone? Or was it the other way around? *tries to remember*

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

Yes, it was totally Draco + someone other than Ginny = me running screaming from the room.

Many things were broken this weekend, but Drac + consenting sex w/ someone other than Ginny remained unbroken. <g> Or Draco + other girl, even. Narcissa doesn't really count. Especially if she was just taking advantage of her hot 16-year-old son.

OhmyGOD there was some kind of aneurysm that happened in my brain these past two days.

[akscully.livejournal.com]

*continues to laugh and laugh and laugh*

My wedding present to you will be a framed Draco/Ginny haiku. It will be touching.

[lissannej.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Let's see, I've written four of those pairings myself and have one half started and considered a few more. AFF is a tres interesting place, oui?

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

I've written three of them (vaguely, but they're there), and am considering one of them. But it was mostly the type of fic they were that was appalling/shameful -- lots of noncon stuff.

Wow.

[(Anonymous)]

Wow, are you very much stronger than me. I usually can't bear to read any other people with Draco or Ginny. Oh god. Don't say D/Hr!!! *shields brain from motifying thought*