pop quiz

[sarea]

Q: What do the following pairings have in common?

Charlie/Ginny
Draco/Narcissa
Draco/Lucius
Bill/Lucius
Ginny/Bill
Draco/Snape
Ginny/Voldemort (yes, *Voldemort*)
Lucius/Ginny
Draco/Neville
Ron/Ginny
Harry/Draco
Draco/Snape
Lucius/Hermione
Hermione/Bill
Ron/Hermione
Ginny/Tom

A: They're all pairings that I've read in the past two days.

What's the matter with me? How did it all get so terribly wrong? (Notice, however, that I didn't read any Draco/Hermione, and when I accidentally came upon one, I clicked away as soon as humanly possible. I'm not that depraved.) They were all mostly smutfics, though, so that makes it all right, right? *wibbles*

Comments

[akscully.livejournal.com]

*laughs and laughs and laughs*

OMG, WAIT. I thought you couldn't read Draco with anyone else? That he was reserved for Ginny and Ginny alone? Or was it the other way around? *tries to remember*

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

Yes, it was totally Draco + someone other than Ginny = me running screaming from the room.

Many things were broken this weekend, but Drac + consenting sex w/ someone other than Ginny remained unbroken. <g> Or Draco + other girl, even. Narcissa doesn't really count. Especially if she was just taking advantage of her hot 16-year-old son.

OhmyGOD there was some kind of aneurysm that happened in my brain these past two days.

[akscully.livejournal.com]

*continues to laugh and laugh and laugh*

My wedding present to you will be a framed Draco/Ginny haiku. It will be touching.