pop quiz

[sarea]

Q: What do the following pairings have in common?

Charlie/Ginny
Draco/Narcissa
Draco/Lucius
Bill/Lucius
Ginny/Bill
Draco/Snape
Ginny/Voldemort (yes, *Voldemort*)
Lucius/Ginny
Draco/Neville
Ron/Ginny
Harry/Draco
Draco/Snape
Lucius/Hermione
Hermione/Bill
Ron/Hermione
Ginny/Tom

A: They're all pairings that I've read in the past two days.

What's the matter with me? How did it all get so terribly wrong? (Notice, however, that I didn't read any Draco/Hermione, and when I accidentally came upon one, I clicked away as soon as humanly possible. I'm not that depraved.) They were all mostly smutfics, though, so that makes it all right, right? *wibbles*

Comments

[1anonymous1.livejournal.com]

Give me fic PLEASE!!!!

I have read everything and need MORE! PLEASE!?

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

What are you looking for in particular? I swear, if you just go to adultff.net, you will be able to find EVERYTHING I mention and then some.

[1anonymous1.livejournal.com]

Really?

Even my percy/oliver?

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

I have not read these and cannot vouch for quality, but--

Shadow in the Nights (http://adultfan.nexcess.net/aff/story.php?no=13800)
(Oliver/Percy, Oliver/various males) For as long as he could remember, Oliver Wood had been with Hogwarts males in secret. All of this boils down to one thing, his love for Percy Weasley.

Passion (http://adultfan.nexcess.net/aff/story.php?no=3562)
PWP Percy and Oliver enjoy each others *ahem* company

One Night at Mugs (http://adultfan.nexcess.net/aff/story.php?no=4504)
Percy takes Oliver to a Muggle-run club where they get more than they bargained for.

And more. See? See???