I'm bored ... and PSYCHIC!! :D

[sarea]

Have you ever wondered what your life will be like in 10, 20, xx years? I can tell you. You might ask why I've never revealed my psychic powers before ... it's because I'm so blindingly accurate that it's kind of scary. But if you think you can take it, I can dish it.

How do I do this, you ask. Well, obviously, with my psychic powers. (And also with a little bit of help from you and that beloved junior high school game, MASH.)

This is how we play...

1) Pick a word, any word, and tell me what it is.
2) Pick 4 members of the opposite sex (or same sex, whatever your sexual preference might be, or mix it up!) -- at least one must be someone you find yucky. Can be celebrities or whatever ... hell, even pick characters if you want.
3) Pick 4 animals.
4) Pick 4 vehicles (at least one must be crappy)
5) Pick 4 occupations (at least one must suxors)
6) Pick 4 people you know (doesn't matter what sex; at least one must be someone you don't like)
7) Pick 4 locations (at least one must be undesirable)
8) Choose 4 numbers

Either comment w/ the above or email me if you're shy. Then I'll commune with the supernatural world and tell you your future. (If you prefer for it to remain private, tell me. Otherwise the whole world's gonna see.)

Edit: Of course, five minutes after I posted this, a pile of crap fell on my head. I have managed to dig myself out.

The word: abstinence

1. Saunders, Draco Malfoy, Tom Felton, Philip Seymour Hoffman
2. dog, dragon, hamster, cat
3. Rolls Royce, Nissan Maxima, MR2 Spyder, Pinto
4. writer, actress, doctor, telemarketer
5. Trix, Robbie, Emily, Jennie
6. Los Angeles, Calif., London, England, New York, New York, Iraq
7. 4, 8, 25, 6

I will apparently be living in shameful glory with my boy-husband Tom Felton in a house near my friend Emily. We are situated in Los Angeles. (Clearly I wear the pants in the family, since I've made him move all the way from England to a place where he probably won't get to fish.) We have six children and a cat, which I had to concede to because I called the shots everywhere else. I'm a writer (probably author of bestselling books titled "How to Dodge Pedophilia Charges and Marry the Boy You Love") and we travel around in a Rolls Royce, because we're pretentious that way.

Comments

[tropes.livejournal.com]

1) Loff
2) Remus Lupin. Cygnus. Jonathan Rhys-Davies. Harvey Keitel.
3) Cat. Dog. Marmot. Sea anemone.
4) Volvo wagon. Audi sedan. Electric car. Hummer.
5) Librarian. Movie star. Housekeeper. Homemaker.
6) Elsa, Irina, DezzikittyMeg, Anne.
7) Chicago, Gloucestershire, Portland, Gary, IN
8) 2, 6, 20, 0.

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

R U READY TO KNOW UR FUTURE??

muffinbutt, otherwise known as Mrs. Jonathan Rhys-Davies, will one day be living in the lovely city of Portland with her marmot and two children. Clearly, this is one of Mrs. Rhys-Davies' eccentricities, as being a movie star would probably enable her to live wherever she wanted. Perhaps she's doing research for her next film role. Or maybe it's her friend DezzikittyMeg who keeps her in Oregon, and the two of them travel around in Mrs. Rhys-Davies' Volvo wagon, scoping out all the hottie Oregon lads.

[tropes.livejournal.com]

HEEEEEEE.

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, and the Rhys-Davies family is living in an apartment. Probably overlooking water or some other great view, as a movie star would hardly settle for anything less.

[empressvesica.livejournal.com]

Geez, you are bored if you are playing MASH. I shall amuse you as I am also bored out of my mind.

1) titilating
2) Draco, James, Giles, and, oh I don't know, Dudley.
3) Rabbit, gecko, tiger, and chinchilla
4) Mitsubishi Spyder, Honda Civic CRX (? - I know what I mean), PT Cruiser convertible, and a Dodge Caravel
5) Writer, Goddess Incarnate, Jet setter (yes this is a career), and Alphabatizer of Lost Mail
6) khirya, ActionHero, Misha and Jill
7) In Giles Pant's....OH wait, you meant like cities, didn't you? Um: Kinsale, Aukland, Tampa, and Seattle
8) 69 (how could I not), 256, 5 and 666 (is that a sucky one or a good one?)

Knock yourself out oh Diviner of the Secrets of the Universe, i.e. she that can count to a specified number and cross things off.

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

Despite your skeptical nature throwing off bad vibes, I have discerned your future.

empressvesica, her husband Giles, and their 666 children will all be living in a house in Auckland. Let's hope that most of those are Slayers in Training rather than natural-born children, hmm? With all of those mouths to feed, let's hope that Mrs. Giles is able to use her career as a writer to supplement Giles's income (ex-Watcher/librarians aren't exactly raking it in). In her free time, EV can be seen hanging out with Jill, who lives nearby, or cruising around in her Mitsubishi Spyder with her pet chinchilla.

[empressvesica.livejournal.com]

SITs? I don't want that many SITs or actual children. Perhaps those are dear littles we have mentored. And seeing this result, how oh how could I have ever doubted your abilities?

My future is so rosy!

[akscully.livejournal.com]

I better have a good goddamn life or I'm suing your ass.

1) single
2) Sarea
Jade
Harry
Draco
3) dog
cat
elephant
lion
4) Yugo
Ferrari (vroooom!)
SUV (take your pick--they're all gas guzzlers)
Lexus
5) Archival historian
Teacher
librarian
lifelong companion to Sarea
6) Megan
Carrie
Erin
Abby
7) London
Rome
Southern France
Northern Wisconsin
8) 2
1
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[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

I do not create the future, my child, I only see it as it will be. And it goes for you thusly:

akscully and her husband Harry will lead a blissful life in the South of France, producing three children, a cat, and a Yugo. After a hard day at work as an art historian, Mrs. Potter can be found at the local cafe, enjoying the afternoon with Carrie. In the evenings she goes home to her apartment, where her husband is so exhausted by fighting Death Eaters all day that he's fallen asleep while making dinner, burning all the food. Again. All the Potters are very thin.

[obtabius.livejournal.com]

Ok here goes.

1.Sky
2. Adam, Andy Roddick, Ronn Moss, Dan
3. Elephant, dolphin, swallow, monkey
4. Rav 4, Limo, Bentley, Mazda 121
5. Teacher, forensic scientist, writer, director
6. Tracey, Duncan, Twiggy, Melinda
7. London, Rockingham, Fremantle, New York
8. 2, 4, 17, 9

I put my future in your capable hands :)

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

obtabius will be working as a director in Rockingham. She lives in a house with her husband Dan, their swallow, and their seventeen children. Yikes. No doubt she has little time for Duncan, who also lives in Rockingham, or for jetting off in her Mazda 121, with all those kids to look after.

[obtabius.livejournal.com]

I should just marry Dan already. Who are we kidding?

Oh why, why Rockingham? I think there's something in the water there, that's the only way I could have 17 children.

Great job though.

Thank ye ma'am :)

[seldon.livejournal.com]

So, what is in my future?

1) Apocalyptic
2) Hermione Granger, Jessie Bannon, Rory Gilmore, Dolores Umbridge
3) Cat, Dog, Bunny, Horse
4) VW Beetle, Skateboard, Segway, Jaguar
5) Writer, Teacher, Programmer, Elevator Music Composer
6) Martha, Oscar, Elizabeth, Daniel
7) Tuxtla, New York, Siberia, Cancun
8) 7, 3, 5, 666

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

Dolores Umbridge! Oh, you are a brave, brave man.

Thankfully, I have good news.

seldon will not be married to the odious Dolores Umbridge, but will instead have the lovely Jessie Bannon as his bride. And it doesn't take a brain surgeon to know why she became his wife -- he's cute, he drives a Jaguar, and he must be a successful writer -- otherwise, how would he be able to afford a house in New York, where they live? To round out this pretty picture is a cat and three children, who all pounce on Daniel when he comes by to visit.

(We seem to be living very similar lives, though on different coasts.)

[seldon.livejournal.com]

(We seem to be living very similar lives, though on different coasts.)

I know! This can't be a coincidence - obviously we are meant to write something together! We have to talk about that next time you come to New York. Bring the kids and the husband! He and Jess can go fishing while we brainstorm a couple of bestsellers.

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

OMG if Tom and Jess go fishing ... they're like D&G, I might actually have to ship our spouses. That is so wrong.

Other than that ... sounds like a plan! And maybe in our free time, I can teach you how to be a lefty again. You'll need those creative juices if you're to be a best-selling novelist. Of course, maybe you write nonfiction. Hmmmm....

[seldon.livejournal.com]

OMG if Tom and Jess go fishing ... they're like D&G, I might actually have to ship our spouses. That is so wrong.

...

Well, I knew your idyllic life had to have a "but". At least angst and moral guilt are good for creativity!

And of course we write non-fiction, what with your book about cradle robbery love that knows no age. :p

This should be interesting :D

[annibug.livejournal.com]

1.) The word: Dream
2.) Oliver Wood, Sean Biggerstaff, David Beckham and Marshall Mathers
3.) cat, dog, horse, ferret
4.) BMW, Jeep Liberty, mountain bike, Gremlin
5.) writer, actress, singer, over the phone pen salesperson
6.) Ashley, Stephanie, Steve, Greg
7.) Glasgow, Scotland, Edinburgh Scotland, London, England, Montana
8.) 1, 4, 7, 3

Re: This should be interesting :D

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

There will be oodles of gals wishing they were annibug, because then they'd be Mrs. Sean Biggerstaff, living in a mansion in London, England with their seven children. It's like having your very own Von Trapp family! And just in case life hasn't already given you everything, you also drive a BMW and make your career as a singer. I bet Ashley, who lives nearby, is green with envy! In fact, I heard her telling your pet ferret so.

Re: This should be interesting :D

[annibug.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

Can I live in this world, please???

Thanks for the cheer-up. This was fun and brought back so many memories of passing time in homeroom. :D

[gianfared.livejournal.com]

I've come back from the land of the living -er, off line that is - for fun with Sarea. :D

1) abundance
2) Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Donny Osmond, Sirius Black
3) fish, poodle, bunny, ferret
4) Jaguar XJ8, '69 Shelby Mustang, Jeep CJ7, El Dorado
5) Teaching, Artist, Writer, maid
6) Jenny, Anni, Holly, Sarea
7) Bora Bora, Tahiti, Virginia, Libya
8) 3,0,1,2

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

OMG I can't believe you're making me work overtime. Don't you know that psychics need time to recharge their fortune-telling whatsits?? But I suppose such is the life of the "gifted." Hahahahhahaa

Anyhoo ... oh DEAR.

Ohdearohdearohdear ... suddenly I feel like Trelawney, predicting doom and such. Eeeee!

I am very sorry to inform you that you will be living in a shack in Libya with your three children. The only saving grace, perhaps, is that you will be married to Harry Potter, who no doubt dragged you there for humanitarian purposes. That or he's totally off his rocker. You are a maid, and you get to work in your El Dorado. Occasionally you get a visit from Jenny, but it's really your ferret that you turn to for comfort.

(I think this is Fate's way of telling you to stick with the cute kids, husband, and life you've already got. <g>)

*gasp* She's a fake!

[gianfared.livejournal.com]

Aren't you supposed to be predicting the future? This is my present! I'm married to HP, except he wears contacts but he still has a scar on his forehead, I have three kids and I'm ever so much a maid who drives a mini-van (essentially an El Dorado with a top over the pick-up end) and my only comfort is my ferret love in ficcage. I may not be in Libya in a shack, but I AM homeless in limbo, so that's almost dead on.

I'd be impressed with your "gifts" if it was fifteen years ago. Either you or your crystal ball is cracked. :P

[connaka.livejournal.com]

Oh, goody! :)) I've always wondered what it would be like to go see a psychic.

~*~

1.)overwhelm.
2.)Daniel Radcliffe, Harry Potter, Ross Geller, Colin Farrell
3.)dog, ferret, hamster, cat
4.)Lexus, VW Beetle (convertible), roller blades, Jaguar
5.)doctor, photographer, teacher, window washer
6.)Cynthia, Gina, Kai, Laura
7.)London, England, Los Angeles, California, New York City, New York, Taiwan
8.)2, 3, 4, 1

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

connaka will be living in a shack in Taiwan with her two kids. However, she'll be married to Harry Potter, so it's all good. (Except for the fact that he appears to have married two other friends of mine already ... he's a got a wife in every country, it seems.) Her work as a window washer must pay well, since she drives a Jaguar. On the weekends, Connie can be seen cruising around in her car with her cat and her neighbor Cynthia.

[connaka.livejournal.com]

Aw, crap.

Now what've I got to look forward to?!?! Now I'm not even so sure that being married to Harry Potter will sustain me, as he's already married to 2 others. I suppose I'll take the Jaguar and drive away to start a new life.

Oh, shit! Taiwan just HAD to be an island. How the hell am I gonna *drive* off an island?! &%$2&$@*(%$%#@!!!

-_-

I will NEVER see a psychic again!

A glimpse into the future

[no1-antielitist.livejournal.com]

I have total faith in your future predicting abilities.

1. effervescent
2. Edward Norton, Remus Lupin, Gary Oldman, Jack Skellington
3. cat, dog, goldfish, emu
4. BMW, Audi, Astin Martin, Geo Prism
5. actress, musician, interior designer, mortician
6. Ben, Alden, Nick, Emily
7. NY, NY; London, England; Paris, France; Siberia
8. 1, 2, 3, 12

This is exactly what I used to do during all my painfully boring classes.

Re: A glimpse into the future

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

Jack Skellington, what an interesting/cool choice! And yum, love Edward Norton.

no1_antielitist will be living in Siberia, working as an interior decorator (important, I'm sure, since most people probably stay inside much of the time). It may get cold in their apartment, but it won't matter, because she'll have her husband Remus Lupin to keep her warm (she especially likes it when he's furry). The couple has three (were-?)children and a cat (who prays for its life every full moon). The family lives near Ben, who often comes over to ask if he can borrow the Lupins' shiny new Audi.

Re: A glimpse into the future

[no1-antielitist.livejournal.com]

Aside from the Siberia bit, this sounds like the perfect life to me. Oodles of thanks. This pseudo-mime was absolutely brill!

[(Anonymous)]

Hi this is Chromerose, who you don't exactly know, but I'm a bit shy. I lurk on quite a few LJ. But if I can, I'd like to learn my future.

1) regulator
2) Draco Malfoy, Bam Magera, Ben Affleck & Hugh Jackman
3) parakeet, horse, alligator & kitty cat
4) mini-van, suv, ferrari & low rider
5) stripper, undercover copper, artist & army recruit
6) MIke, Steve, Leigh anne & Teresa
7) Arizona, Italy, Japan & Canada
8) 5, 7, 37 & 4

By the way, you've been cracking me up with these predictions.

Keisha

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

Hee! Welcome to the insanity.

Keisha will be living in her very own shack in Canada (I hear it's lovely up there). Perhaps she got stationed there as an army recruit, and she dragged her husband Bam Magera with her, along with their kitty cat and five children. When she's not training to become the best soldier the world has ever seen, Keisha can be found taking her neighbor Mike out in her low rider.