I'm bored ... and PSYCHIC!! :D
Jul. 16th, 2004 09:36 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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Have you ever wondered what your life will be like in 10, 20, xx years? I can tell you. You might ask why I've never revealed my psychic powers before ... it's because I'm so blindingly accurate that it's kind of scary. But if you think you can take it, I can dish it.
How do I do this, you ask. Well, obviously, with my psychic powers. (And also with a little bit of help from you and that beloved junior high school game, MASH.)
This is how we play...
1) Pick a word, any word, and tell me what it is.
2) Pick 4 members of the opposite sex (or same sex, whatever your sexual preference might be, or mix it up!) -- at least one must be someone you find yucky. Can be celebrities or whatever ... hell, even pick characters if you want.
3) Pick 4 animals.
4) Pick 4 vehicles (at least one must be crappy)
5) Pick 4 occupations (at least one must suxors)
6) Pick 4 people you know (doesn't matter what sex; at least one must be someone you don't like)
7) Pick 4 locations (at least one must be undesirable)
8) Choose 4 numbers
Either comment w/ the above or email me if you're shy. Then I'll commune with the supernatural world and tell you your future. (If you prefer for it to remain private, tell me. Otherwise the whole world's gonna see.)
Edit: Of course, five minutes after I posted this, a pile of crap fell on my head. I have managed to dig myself out.
The word: abstinence
1. Saunders, Draco Malfoy, Tom Felton, Philip Seymour Hoffman
2. dog, dragon, hamster, cat
3. Rolls Royce, Nissan Maxima, MR2 Spyder, Pinto
4. writer, actress, doctor, telemarketer
5. Trix, Robbie, Emily, Jennie
6. Los Angeles, Calif., London, England, New York, New York, Iraq
7. 4, 8, 25, 6
I will apparently be living in shameful glory with my boy-husband Tom Felton in a house near my friend Emily. We are situated in Los Angeles. (Clearly I wear the pants in the family, since I've made him move all the way from England to a place where he probably won't get to fish.) We have six children and a cat, which I had to concede to because I called the shots everywhere else. I'm a writer (probably author of bestselling books titled "How to Dodge Pedophilia Charges and Marry the Boy You Love") and we travel around in a Rolls Royce, because we're pretentious that way.
How do I do this, you ask. Well, obviously, with my psychic powers. (And also with a little bit of help from you and that beloved junior high school game, MASH.)
This is how we play...
1) Pick a word, any word, and tell me what it is.
2) Pick 4 members of the opposite sex (or same sex, whatever your sexual preference might be, or mix it up!) -- at least one must be someone you find yucky. Can be celebrities or whatever ... hell, even pick characters if you want.
3) Pick 4 animals.
4) Pick 4 vehicles (at least one must be crappy)
5) Pick 4 occupations (at least one must suxors)
6) Pick 4 people you know (doesn't matter what sex; at least one must be someone you don't like)
7) Pick 4 locations (at least one must be undesirable)
8) Choose 4 numbers
Either comment w/ the above or email me if you're shy. Then I'll commune with the supernatural world and tell you your future. (If you prefer for it to remain private, tell me. Otherwise the whole world's gonna see.)
Edit: Of course, five minutes after I posted this, a pile of crap fell on my head. I have managed to dig myself out.
The word: abstinence
1. Saunders, Draco Malfoy, Tom Felton, Philip Seymour Hoffman
2. dog, dragon, hamster, cat
3. Rolls Royce, Nissan Maxima, MR2 Spyder, Pinto
4. writer, actress, doctor, telemarketer
5. Trix, Robbie, Emily, Jennie
6. Los Angeles, Calif., London, England, New York, New York, Iraq
7. 4, 8, 25, 6
I will apparently be living in shameful glory with my boy-husband Tom Felton in a house near my friend Emily. We are situated in Los Angeles. (Clearly I wear the pants in the family, since I've made him move all the way from England to a place where he probably won't get to fish.) We have six children and a cat, which I had to concede to because I called the shots everywhere else. I'm a writer (probably author of bestselling books titled "How to Dodge Pedophilia Charges and Marry the Boy You Love") and we travel around in a Rolls Royce, because we're pretentious that way.
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Date: 2004-07-20 04:30 am (UTC)Now what've I got to look forward to?!?! Now I'm not even so sure that being married to Harry Potter will sustain me, as he's already married to 2 others. I suppose I'll take the Jaguar and drive away to start a new life.
Oh, shit! Taiwan just HAD to be an island. How the hell am I gonna *drive* off an island?! &%$2&$@*(%$%#@!!!
-_-
I will NEVER see a psychic again!