I'm bored ... and PSYCHIC!! :D

[sarea]

Have you ever wondered what your life will be like in 10, 20, xx years? I can tell you. You might ask why I've never revealed my psychic powers before ... it's because I'm so blindingly accurate that it's kind of scary. But if you think you can take it, I can dish it.

How do I do this, you ask. Well, obviously, with my psychic powers. (And also with a little bit of help from you and that beloved junior high school game, MASH.)

This is how we play...

1) Pick a word, any word, and tell me what it is.
2) Pick 4 members of the opposite sex (or same sex, whatever your sexual preference might be, or mix it up!) -- at least one must be someone you find yucky. Can be celebrities or whatever ... hell, even pick characters if you want.
3) Pick 4 animals.
4) Pick 4 vehicles (at least one must be crappy)
5) Pick 4 occupations (at least one must suxors)
6) Pick 4 people you know (doesn't matter what sex; at least one must be someone you don't like)
7) Pick 4 locations (at least one must be undesirable)
8) Choose 4 numbers

Either comment w/ the above or email me if you're shy. Then I'll commune with the supernatural world and tell you your future. (If you prefer for it to remain private, tell me. Otherwise the whole world's gonna see.)

Edit: Of course, five minutes after I posted this, a pile of crap fell on my head. I have managed to dig myself out.

The word: abstinence

1. Saunders, Draco Malfoy, Tom Felton, Philip Seymour Hoffman
2. dog, dragon, hamster, cat
3. Rolls Royce, Nissan Maxima, MR2 Spyder, Pinto
4. writer, actress, doctor, telemarketer
5. Trix, Robbie, Emily, Jennie
6. Los Angeles, Calif., London, England, New York, New York, Iraq
7. 4, 8, 25, 6

I will apparently be living in shameful glory with my boy-husband Tom Felton in a house near my friend Emily. We are situated in Los Angeles. (Clearly I wear the pants in the family, since I've made him move all the way from England to a place where he probably won't get to fish.) We have six children and a cat, which I had to concede to because I called the shots everywhere else. I'm a writer (probably author of bestselling books titled "How to Dodge Pedophilia Charges and Marry the Boy You Love") and we travel around in a Rolls Royce, because we're pretentious that way.

Comments

Re: This should be interesting :D

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

There will be oodles of gals wishing they were annibug, because then they'd be Mrs. Sean Biggerstaff, living in a mansion in London, England with their seven children. It's like having your very own Von Trapp family! And just in case life hasn't already given you everything, you also drive a BMW and make your career as a singer. I bet Ashley, who lives nearby, is green with envy! In fact, I heard her telling your pet ferret so.

Re: This should be interesting :D

[annibug.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

Can I live in this world, please???

Thanks for the cheer-up. This was fun and brought back so many memories of passing time in homeroom. :D