I'm bored ... and PSYCHIC!! :D

[sarea]

Have you ever wondered what your life will be like in 10, 20, xx years? I can tell you. You might ask why I've never revealed my psychic powers before ... it's because I'm so blindingly accurate that it's kind of scary. But if you think you can take it, I can dish it.

How do I do this, you ask. Well, obviously, with my psychic powers. (And also with a little bit of help from you and that beloved junior high school game, MASH.)

This is how we play...

1) Pick a word, any word, and tell me what it is.
2) Pick 4 members of the opposite sex (or same sex, whatever your sexual preference might be, or mix it up!) -- at least one must be someone you find yucky. Can be celebrities or whatever ... hell, even pick characters if you want.
3) Pick 4 animals.
4) Pick 4 vehicles (at least one must be crappy)
5) Pick 4 occupations (at least one must suxors)
6) Pick 4 people you know (doesn't matter what sex; at least one must be someone you don't like)
7) Pick 4 locations (at least one must be undesirable)
8) Choose 4 numbers

Either comment w/ the above or email me if you're shy. Then I'll commune with the supernatural world and tell you your future. (If you prefer for it to remain private, tell me. Otherwise the whole world's gonna see.)

Edit: Of course, five minutes after I posted this, a pile of crap fell on my head. I have managed to dig myself out.

The word: abstinence

1. Saunders, Draco Malfoy, Tom Felton, Philip Seymour Hoffman
2. dog, dragon, hamster, cat
3. Rolls Royce, Nissan Maxima, MR2 Spyder, Pinto
4. writer, actress, doctor, telemarketer
5. Trix, Robbie, Emily, Jennie
6. Los Angeles, Calif., London, England, New York, New York, Iraq
7. 4, 8, 25, 6

I will apparently be living in shameful glory with my boy-husband Tom Felton in a house near my friend Emily. We are situated in Los Angeles. (Clearly I wear the pants in the family, since I've made him move all the way from England to a place where he probably won't get to fish.) We have six children and a cat, which I had to concede to because I called the shots everywhere else. I'm a writer (probably author of bestselling books titled "How to Dodge Pedophilia Charges and Marry the Boy You Love") and we travel around in a Rolls Royce, because we're pretentious that way.

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[seldon.livejournal.com]

So, what is in my future?

1) Apocalyptic
2) Hermione Granger, Jessie Bannon, Rory Gilmore, Dolores Umbridge
3) Cat, Dog, Bunny, Horse
4) VW Beetle, Skateboard, Segway, Jaguar
5) Writer, Teacher, Programmer, Elevator Music Composer
6) Martha, Oscar, Elizabeth, Daniel
7) Tuxtla, New York, Siberia, Cancun
8) 7, 3, 5, 666

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

Dolores Umbridge! Oh, you are a brave, brave man.

Thankfully, I have good news.

seldon will not be married to the odious Dolores Umbridge, but will instead have the lovely Jessie Bannon as his bride. And it doesn't take a brain surgeon to know why she became his wife -- he's cute, he drives a Jaguar, and he must be a successful writer -- otherwise, how would he be able to afford a house in New York, where they live? To round out this pretty picture is a cat and three children, who all pounce on Daniel when he comes by to visit.

(We seem to be living very similar lives, though on different coasts.)

[seldon.livejournal.com]

(We seem to be living very similar lives, though on different coasts.)

I know! This can't be a coincidence - obviously we are meant to write something together! We have to talk about that next time you come to New York. Bring the kids and the husband! He and Jess can go fishing while we brainstorm a couple of bestsellers.

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

OMG if Tom and Jess go fishing ... they're like D&G, I might actually have to ship our spouses. That is so wrong.

Other than that ... sounds like a plan! And maybe in our free time, I can teach you how to be a lefty again. You'll need those creative juices if you're to be a best-selling novelist. Of course, maybe you write nonfiction. Hmmmm....

[seldon.livejournal.com]

OMG if Tom and Jess go fishing ... they're like D&G, I might actually have to ship our spouses. That is so wrong.

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Well, I knew your idyllic life had to have a "but". At least angst and moral guilt are good for creativity!

And of course we write non-fiction, what with your book about cradle robbery love that knows no age. :p