aHA!

[sarea]

Have you guys, in recent months, noticed a certain tendency mynuet has shown wrt our beloved Draco? Yes, I am talking about torture. I am talking about inhumane treatment of a character. I am talking UST -- primarily the U part. Yes, I am talking about lack of nookie.

And now -- now, I bring before you the evidence of her treachery, the plan she's had for Draco all along (poor guy!!!), revealed in YM. I'm probably breaking all sorts of Internet rules by posting this, and she'll probably never share anything with me again, but I feel we have a right to know the truth!!!

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Draco stood in the shadows, frozen by the sight of his recently ex-girlfriend being seated at a table, giving every appearance of thoroughly enjoying herself. She looked as she always had, gorgeous, vibrant, her head thrown back with laughter before she leaned in and laid her hand over her date's arm, her lips grazing his ear as she whispered something, just as she'd whispered to Draco a thousand thousand times, only this time it wasn't him. Her low, amused voice wasn't whispering to him, her breath wasn't stirring his hair and his pulse rate. It was instead doing the same to Harry fucking Potter, the Boy Who Pissed the Hell out of Draco, who didn't appear to be objecting in the slightest. No, the stupid sod had a gigantic grin on his idiotic face as his hand slipped under the table and did something which made Ginny squeal and slap his arm playfully.

***

STOP THE DRACO TORTURE! IT'S MADNESS!!!

Obviously, Ginny knows he's watching and is playing it up for his benefit. She doesn't really give a fig about Harry. *wibble* Draco steps in soon and drags her away so they can have sex in the coat closet or something. That's what happens in my version of events.

Edit: It's out in the open now!! I don't have to keep defending my stance; Shar has revealed it for the whole world to see here!! I was right all along!

Comments

[absolut-jmo.livejournal.com]

Ooo goody, I love revealed secrets!
Yes, there is much UST rampaging in SB. So to balance it out, there must be spectacular, wondermous, earth shattering.....release from the UST!
DID YOU HEAR THAT MYN, EARTH SHATTERING!!!!
*sharpens pointy stick collection*
Thanks for the heads up doll~ ;)

[fiannan.livejournal.com]

Draco steps in soon and drags her away so they can have sex in the coat closet or something. That's what happens in my version of events.

*offers around the Sexinacloset!Draco petition*

Yup, that's my chosen turn of events too :D

[tendrepoison.livejournal.com]

I don't think earth shattering is enough... it has to be on a larger scale, I am talking about the whole universe. Like the Big Bang! (tee hee hee... ;-))

[gianfared.livejournal.com]

*cough* I seem to remember a little fic bit here with Draco touching a Ginny who wasn't his as she asked him to take Ladybug so she could go out on a date that night. Oh, yes, that still haunts me.

It would appear we have a cauldron/kettle issue here, if you ask me. :P

[jade-okelani.livejournal.com]

You faithless whore.

I don't even really understand what's going on, I just like saying that.

[empressvesica.livejournal.com]

*slaps forehead* You all are insane - in a good way - I think. UST is a good thing - sometimes. I am with gianfared here - Pot? This is kettle. You're black.

Can't you two just join evil forces and dream up smut like we have never seen before?? Ooooh, Oooh. Or, even better, get in a fic war and try to outdo each other - each writing a fic with even less UST than the one before...Well? Go on. *grin* ~EV