aHA!

[sarea]

Have you guys, in recent months, noticed a certain tendency mynuet has shown wrt our beloved Draco? Yes, I am talking about torture. I am talking about inhumane treatment of a character. I am talking UST -- primarily the U part. Yes, I am talking about lack of nookie.

And now -- now, I bring before you the evidence of her treachery, the plan she's had for Draco all along (poor guy!!!), revealed in YM. I'm probably breaking all sorts of Internet rules by posting this, and she'll probably never share anything with me again, but I feel we have a right to know the truth!!!

***

Draco stood in the shadows, frozen by the sight of his recently ex-girlfriend being seated at a table, giving every appearance of thoroughly enjoying herself. She looked as she always had, gorgeous, vibrant, her head thrown back with laughter before she leaned in and laid her hand over her date's arm, her lips grazing his ear as she whispered something, just as she'd whispered to Draco a thousand thousand times, only this time it wasn't him. Her low, amused voice wasn't whispering to him, her breath wasn't stirring his hair and his pulse rate. It was instead doing the same to Harry fucking Potter, the Boy Who Pissed the Hell out of Draco, who didn't appear to be objecting in the slightest. No, the stupid sod had a gigantic grin on his idiotic face as his hand slipped under the table and did something which made Ginny squeal and slap his arm playfully.

***

STOP THE DRACO TORTURE! IT'S MADNESS!!!

Obviously, Ginny knows he's watching and is playing it up for his benefit. She doesn't really give a fig about Harry. *wibble* Draco steps in soon and drags her away so they can have sex in the coat closet or something. That's what happens in my version of events.

Edit: It's out in the open now!! I don't have to keep defending my stance; Shar has revealed it for the whole world to see here!! I was right all along!

Comments

[jade-okelani.livejournal.com]

I wonder if a BtVS/HP crossover would really work. In theory, it seems to be a natural fit. Imagine if Draco were turned into a vampire, and no one even noticed because he was exactly the same.

*bother, bother, bother*

[empressvesica.livejournal.com]

There are about a million and one BtVS/HP crosses in which Draco is refered to as Mini-Spike at least once. If he escapes that he is normally subjected to a dousing with holy water. Hey - wet T-shirt. I knew I read crossovers for a good reason!

[jade-okelani.livejournal.com]

Oh, poor put-upon Draco. Clearly, this terrible matter must be rectified.

No mini-Spike.

No holy water.

Hot vampire nookie with Ginny.

I will give him some where the effortlessly cruel mynuet will not.

[empressvesica.livejournal.com]

You go do that, she says clearly egging on anyone and everyone that might possibly go write fic as a result of this online psuedo-bickering.

Shoot - I was typing internal motivations again, wasn't I? Must work on that.

[jade-okelani.livejournal.com]

See below reply to Sarea.

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

That would imply that she has any TIME to write this fic, since she's involved in approximately one billion and one ficathons at the moment. She's making me beta things like Cordy/Xander for God's sake.

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

YAY!!!

So like, would he be a vampire, or would Ginny? Or both? And would they play with crucifixes (since holy water's out)? Would Spike be there?

[jade-okelani.livejournal.com]

Draco has to be the vampire. I don't think Ginny would be. Maybe he'll be truly evil and they were secretly dating before he was turned and no one knew and she only accompanies Harry to take him out because everyone thinks she hated him, but really, she's doing it to keep Harry from killing him until she figures out how to save him.

Spike could be there. Maybe he's the one Ginny enlists to help her save Draco. Because he's a vampire with a soul.

Spike: All right, but you have to realize, the only way for him to get his soul is if he wants it. It involves a whole painful trial deal.

Ginny: *thinking Draco has never been into painful trials or being good*

Spike: Or you can just use this fruity gypsy spell and curse him from afar.

Ginny: Yay!

Spike: Only with that one, you can't have sex.

Ginny: Damn it.

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

Angel: It's not so bad, eventually when he leaves you for your own good, he'll take up with a female werewolf and you can go out with The Immortal, who is supposed to be very attractive. Hypothetically, of course. Heeeeyyyyy -- yeaaahhhh -- you go take up with The Immortal.

Ginny: What's with him?

Spike: Fruity gypsy spell. No wait ... advanced idiocy.

Ginny: Oh. Well, you're blond and appealing. And you conveniently already have a soul, so...

[empressvesica.livejournal.com]

*falls out of office chair* THUD.

*recovers* Well acutally, it has been highly implied that the fruity gypsy curse could be tweaked to omit that 'one moment of true happiness i.e. orgasm' clause. *wheels turning*

[mynuet.livejournal.com]

Hey! Cruelty does SO take effort.

[jade-okelani.livejournal.com]

No, but you see, you make it appear effortless. Truly, it's the greatest compliment (let's say compliment, for the sake of argument) I can pay you.

[mynuet.livejournal.com]

I suppose, coming from such a complete master of the form as yourself, it is indeed a high form of compliment.

[jade-okelani.livejournal.com]

Indeed. And the fact that you recognize my genius, subtle as it may be, puts you on a pedestal higher even than mine.

Well done, Shar; well done.

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

I think the both of you should stop being so modest. I think you're both equally good at it. : )

[jade-okelani.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, did you want me to start on you?, she said in the tone Ross uses on Rachel when he says, "Do you want us to start telling secrets?" in the Bagpipe episode.

[mynuet.livejournal.com]

Nono, I pale in comparison to the Great Evil of Jade. I can only aspire to reach such giddy heights.

[jade-okelani.livejournal.com]

Your false modesty humbles me. I give up, already! Yours is the more fiendesh and cruel mind!

WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

[mynuet.livejournal.com]

Meep! Freedom to fangirl? *cowers*