aHA!

[sarea]

Have you guys, in recent months, noticed a certain tendency mynuet has shown wrt our beloved Draco? Yes, I am talking about torture. I am talking about inhumane treatment of a character. I am talking UST -- primarily the U part. Yes, I am talking about lack of nookie.

And now -- now, I bring before you the evidence of her treachery, the plan she's had for Draco all along (poor guy!!!), revealed in YM. I'm probably breaking all sorts of Internet rules by posting this, and she'll probably never share anything with me again, but I feel we have a right to know the truth!!!

***

Draco stood in the shadows, frozen by the sight of his recently ex-girlfriend being seated at a table, giving every appearance of thoroughly enjoying herself. She looked as she always had, gorgeous, vibrant, her head thrown back with laughter before she leaned in and laid her hand over her date's arm, her lips grazing his ear as she whispered something, just as she'd whispered to Draco a thousand thousand times, only this time it wasn't him. Her low, amused voice wasn't whispering to him, her breath wasn't stirring his hair and his pulse rate. It was instead doing the same to Harry fucking Potter, the Boy Who Pissed the Hell out of Draco, who didn't appear to be objecting in the slightest. No, the stupid sod had a gigantic grin on his idiotic face as his hand slipped under the table and did something which made Ginny squeal and slap his arm playfully.

***

STOP THE DRACO TORTURE! IT'S MADNESS!!!

Obviously, Ginny knows he's watching and is playing it up for his benefit. She doesn't really give a fig about Harry. *wibble* Draco steps in soon and drags her away so they can have sex in the coat closet or something. That's what happens in my version of events.

Edit: It's out in the open now!! I don't have to keep defending my stance; Shar has revealed it for the whole world to see here!! I was right all along!

Comments

[gianfared.livejournal.com]

It's really all right, you know, because Draco torture makes for a wonderful story CLIMAX. :D

[mynuet.livejournal.com]

I've tried telling him that, but the little brat went to Sarea to complain. Hence that stepping-up of torture by having him have to watch her with Harry. *cracks whip over the heads of fictional characters* Beatings will continue until morale improves.

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

the little brat went to Sarea to complain

He knew he wouldn't be getting any sympathy from YOU, heartless as you are.

[mynuet.livejournal.com]

So wait, are you implying Draco isn't a brat?

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

Draco isn't many things. Unfortunately, a brat is not one of them.

[mynuet.livejournal.com]

And getting any is another! *cue evil laughter*

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

OMG! SEE! SEE! OMG, you have publicly revealed your true nature! I knew it would come out eventually!!!!!!!

[mynuet.livejournal.com]

Oh, come on, not making that joke would have been physically painful.

In any case, the writing of SB and of smut continues to be delayed by these harsh and unjust accusations.