It's like a fortune cookie!

[sarea]

Have gotten extremely sound advice from a feedback on 'Balm':

that was good. i think that if you write like that many boys will want ot know you.

Really. Well, why didn't someone say so before? Boys, WHERE R U?????!!

Though what, exactly, will appeal to the boys? Is it the sexors??? If so, then why won't my NC-17 fics bring them in?

It's a mystery that -- sadly -- may remain forever unsolved.

Your Harry Potter Wedding by shimmerbaby
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Soon to be:	Mrs Oliver Wood
How he proposed:	"If we get out of this alive, I'm going to marry you."
Maid of honour:	Fleur
Objections:	Lucius Malfoy stormed in declaring his undying love for you.
The outcome:	On your wedding night Voldermort killed you both.
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Damn, that is a pretty nifty/romantic proposal. And exciting with the Lucius storming. Of course, such happiness obviously can't last. Hope we at least got some nookie before we bit the big one.

Your Harry Potter Wedding by shimmerbaby
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Soon to be:	Mrs Draco Malfoy
How he proposed:	By serenading under your window at night.
Maid of honour:	Ginny
Objections:	Hermione: "No! You can't do that! I love him."
The outcome:	You had many, many annoying children.
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I would be happier about this if Ginny hadn't been my bridesmaid. That just makes it so wrong. In any Draco/Other Ginny has to not exist. Maybe she was pining for him the whole time, watching him pledge his love to another. Poooooor Ginny. I hate me. Oh, though ewwww D/Hr. I'd rather him love me and my bridesmaid Ginny.

Comments

[seldon.livejournal.com]

I AM A BOY!!!! I <3 UR M/\|) SPELLNG SKILLZ!!! A/S/L?

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

:)) <3333 :-*

[akscully.livejournal.com]

I want ot know you. Sadly, I am a girl.

Many annoying children sounds about right.

[xanderave.livejournal.com]

At least your outcomes are better than mine:

On your wedding night, the Polyjuice Potion ran out and you married Fudge.

Save me!

[gianfared.livejournal.com]

I've got one for you, he's a man though - but I've broken him in. He's scared of nagging, is great with kids, has a good sense of humor, a libido like a seventeen year old, cooks on the weekends and acts like I'm his mother. Wanna barter? ;P Oh, one more thing, he comes with three kids. That may be a deal breaker, eh?

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

Awww, your sweetie sounds great! Except for the treating you like his mother part. What's up with that. Stupid men.