Oh DEAR at you people.

[sarea]

Slander! rainpuddle13 runs a secret pornography ring. sydney_lynne and seldon are regular models. muffinbutt and hannah_kim are having sweet, creamy buttsex! mynuet and fearthainn took twenty minutes to decide what to tell the paramedics and the RSPCA _lore has secret, sordid fantasies about significantowl and acts them out with akscully! msscribe and angiej secretly peed in lissinthecity's cornflakes. jade_okelani is gonna pop a cap in ropo's head, yo. Enter your username to dish the dirt on your friends!

I wash my hands of the lot of you. In some cases, literally.

Comments

[rainpuddle13.livejournal.com]

Sadly, I could run a porn ring from work - what with all the Playboys, Screws, Penthouse Men's Adventure Comix, Adventures of Happy Hooker....

[seldon.livejournal.com]

I don't think I could be a model for any of those... :p

[sydney-lynne.livejournal.com]

So these are the kind of fun things I miss by not checking my LJ... O_O