Oh DEAR at you people.

[sarea]

Slander! rainpuddle13 runs a secret pornography ring. sydney_lynne and seldon are regular models. muffinbutt and hannah_kim are having sweet, creamy buttsex! mynuet and fearthainn took twenty minutes to decide what to tell the paramedics and the RSPCA _lore has secret, sordid fantasies about significantowl and acts them out with akscully! msscribe and angiej secretly peed in lissinthecity's cornflakes. jade_okelani is gonna pop a cap in ropo's head, yo. Enter your username to dish the dirt on your friends!

I wash my hands of the lot of you. In some cases, literally.

Comments

[ropo.livejournal.com]

jade_okelani is gonna pop a cap in ropo's head, yo.

Dang! I'd better watch my back. I'm going swimming in Jade's pool later!

[akscully.livejournal.com]

IS THAT ALL I AM TO YOU, LORE? JUST A CONVENIENT STAND IN?

*WEEPS*

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

Surely you ought to be used to such things by now.

[akscully.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I mean, with you and all.

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

Don't be silly; I never fantasize about other people when I'm with you, Eliza.

[akscully.livejournal.com]

Oh, Jade, I can't tell you how wonderful that makes me feel.

[jade-okelani.livejournal.com]

r u, R U???

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

[ropo.livejournal.com]

::ascared::

[akscully.livejournal.com]

Why do you hurt me, baby? You know I love you.

[rainpuddle13.livejournal.com]

Sadly, I could run a porn ring from work - what with all the Playboys, Screws, Penthouse Men's Adventure Comix, Adventures of Happy Hooker....

[mynuet.livejournal.com]

You know, for having only 20 minutes, I think we managed to come up with a fairly convincing explanation. I mean, what with the duct tape and all.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lore/]

She is a significant owl, whereas you are only an ak Scully. You can see why I had to do it. *shrug*

love, lore

[seldon.livejournal.com]

I don't think I could be a model for any of those... :p

[sydney-lynne.livejournal.com]

So these are the kind of fun things I miss by not checking my LJ... O_O