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How did Friends know what my guilty little shipper heart really wants??? And no, I'm not talking about the Gellers.

So Jade and I were talking, and we were like, so has anyone not kissed each other on Friends? So we compiled a list. Accurate or no?

Friends who have kissed each other:

Chandler/Monica
Chandler/Joey
Chandler/Rachel
Chandler/Phoebe
Ross/Rachel
Ross/Phoebe
Phoebe/Joey
Phoebe/Rachel
Monica/Rachel (behind the scenes)
Monica/Ross
Rachel/Joey
Ross/Joey

So we're missing:

Chandler/Ross
Monica/Phoebe
Monica/Joey

Wow, that's IT?? Gawd, they're all such whores. Rachel has kissed everyone. I say they ought to take care of the other four before the season finale. I mean, they've already done Ross/Monica; I don't think the others could be more daunting than that.

Meanwhile, this is pretty damn close. Especially if by "dies" they mean "as a vampire, thereby becoming human once more." :))

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Date: 2004-02-07 01:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jade-okelani.livejournal.com
Yes, that reply in no way made you look just as crazy as I am.

The Phoebe-crushes-on-Monica thing actually has backstory: In the one where Chandler smokes in Tulsa (also Phoebe's birthday episode, S6), Phoebe goes to Monica & Chandler's, and finds Monica waiting for Chandler in a teddy. After she leaves, she sees Chandler in the hall, and mentions that Monica "has the breasts of a Greek Goddess" and seems to get lost in thought for a moment, before looking embarrassed and running away.

Watch the DVDs. Oh, Phoebe's love for Monica is undeniable.

Since there's nothing to indicate Monica would pine for Phoebe, but you're right, my 'ship preferences do come through, let's go this way: seeing how happy Ross is as a cross-dresser, Chandler decides to become one as well, and, finally understanding his father better, develops a father/son duo that tours the country, and bring about a new revolution of musical theater: Transvestiteville, the great, great, great gay grandson of Vaudville.

Ross attends every single show, and Monica is forced to sit in the audience with her brother every night while her husband sings terribly off key.

Ben dies and no one notices or cares. In fact, Ben died last season.

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