It's nearly midnight, I'm bored, and I haven't done a meme in so long ...

[sarea]

Taken from sydney_lynne:

One True Pairing Ship
Draco/Ginny

Canon Ship
Harry/Cho, before JKR turned Cho into a blubbering twit; now I'm not sure I have a canon ship.

"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship:
Draco/Hermione. Draco/Hermione. Draco/Hermione. Draco/Hermione. Draco/Hermione.

"You are one sick bastard" Ship:
Incest ships (particularly parent/child), most student/teacher pairings.

"I dabble a little" Ship:
Draco/Cho, Ginny/Oliver, Ginny/male!Blaise, Harry/Hermione, Ron/Hermione, Ginny/Tom, Draco/Ginny/Harry, Draco/Ginny/Oliver, Draco/Ginny/Tom

"It's like a car crash" Ship:
Harry/Draco

"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" Ship
Fred/Katie, Hermione/one of the Weasley twins, Ron/Pansy, Ron/Luna, Lily/James, Snape/Lupin, Ginny/Lavender

"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" Ship:
Um, Draco/Ginny?

"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship:
I don't know about everyone, but these are the ones that people do like, but don't do anything for me: Harry/Ginny, Harry/Hermione/Ron, Ginny/Neville, Draco/Pansy, Harry/Luna, Ginny/Lupin, Sirius/Remus, Neville/Pansy, Dean/Seamus

"When all is said and done" Ship:
Isn't this the same as OTP? Don't make me say Ron/House-elves.

Comments

[mynuet.livejournal.com]

And here I was, plotting in terms of "Okay, the four of them are trapped... A battle? An explosion? Maybe there was a quidditch match and something went horribly wrong? Anyway, they're trapped, doom and gloom, no chance of escape, there's no food or water and the air's going to run out... And so, start the fic with Ginny saying 'I can't believe I'm going to die a virgin', then go back and explain the circumstances, then flash back to all four guys are volunteering to help, and go from there."

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha, that would be awesome. However, if it's a war, maybe they'll have to repopulate the planet. See, this is actually about the survival of our species. The sexual activity they engage in is actually a selfless act of humanity. Mankind is lucky that the last remaining woman on earth is a Weasley.

[mynuet.livejournal.com]

Hehehehehe. We're completely deranged, I think. But it's fun.

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

And then eventually Harry and Oliver would become disgruntled, because Draco's superior Malfoy genes would make it so that all Ginny had were little pink-haired babies all the time, so they'll demand alone time with her, and Draco has to make due with one of them until she's for sure carrying a dark-haired child.

[mynuet.livejournal.com]

Of course, five years later when they're rescued off this desert island, there's going to be an awful lot of explaining to do.