I don't always procrastinate ... sometimes Jade kicks my ass.

[sarea]

By the by, thanks to everyone for all your awesome song suggestions. I'll be abusing Kazaa, oh yes I will.

jade_okelani and I have finally finished IYOK4. W00t! *does Numfar's dance of joy* Mostly this is because Jade was totally a drill sergeant about it and forced me to stop grilling rainpuddle13 about TW. Jade is so mean. But after I realized that it's been 3 MONTHS since we last updated this puppy, my overwhelming guilt overcame my pique and I wrote. So now I'm incorporating her beta to my stuff and am about to start betaing her stuff. I imagine you'll see the finished product later today or tomorrow. We offer our profuse apologies for the length of time it took to get this one out, and sincerely pledge to work on IYOK5 right away so that the same thing doesn't happen. Just so you know, our current outline has the whole story done in 15 chapters.

See, no matter how disturbing you found the spermfic, it was the most I've written in WEEKS. So it must have spurred something in me, making it possible to finally write IYOK. Hahahahahhaa. Yes, hurrah to the spermfic!

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Become a God or Goddess. by zerogirl
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How rockin' are these answers? It's Draco! It's Legolas! It's all my favorite boys!

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Which HP character is your whore? by kitten
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Hmmm. Well, okay. :D

Comments

Re: *happy dance*

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

Evil wench! Send me the finished smut!!!

And LOL, your poor friend. WTF are you doing talking to 15-year-old boys online, anyway? Isn't that against the law? :D

But hey, actually, this is good! I just need to get various depts of education to put the spermfic on the syllabus of high school sex ed classes, and I can help wipe out the problem of teenage pregnancy! (Bet Ginny in TSA would have been appreciative of that.) Woohoo! I know there are a lot of teachers around here ... come on, what think?

Re: *happy dance*

[mynuet.livejournal.com]

The link got sent to you on Y!M. And he wandered onto my livejournal, and by the time I found out he was 15, I'd already found out he was intelligent, fun to talk to, and knew better than to attempt to flirt. Le sigh.