I don't always procrastinate ... sometimes Jade kicks my ass.

[sarea]

By the by, thanks to everyone for all your awesome song suggestions. I'll be abusing Kazaa, oh yes I will.

jade_okelani and I have finally finished IYOK4. W00t! *does Numfar's dance of joy* Mostly this is because Jade was totally a drill sergeant about it and forced me to stop grilling rainpuddle13 about TW. Jade is so mean. But after I realized that it's been 3 MONTHS since we last updated this puppy, my overwhelming guilt overcame my pique and I wrote. So now I'm incorporating her beta to my stuff and am about to start betaing her stuff. I imagine you'll see the finished product later today or tomorrow. We offer our profuse apologies for the length of time it took to get this one out, and sincerely pledge to work on IYOK5 right away so that the same thing doesn't happen. Just so you know, our current outline has the whole story done in 15 chapters.

See, no matter how disturbing you found the spermfic, it was the most I've written in WEEKS. So it must have spurred something in me, making it possible to finally write IYOK. Hahahahahhaa. Yes, hurrah to the spermfic!

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Become a God or Goddess. by zerogirl
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How rockin' are these answers? It's Draco! It's Legolas! It's all my favorite boys!

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Hmmm. Well, okay. :D

Comments

[acciopotter.livejournal.com]

*squee* about IYOK4! I loved the first few chapters and am so happy we get some more soon. Keep them coming. I actually haven't read the spermfic yet...waiting till after work so as not to scare anyone. LOL.

:)
Sandra

*happy dance*

[mynuet.livejournal.com]

WOOHOO! IYOK!!!!11!! *dance dance dance*

Why, it almost tempts me to send you the finished smut.

Oh, and I thought you might get a kick out of this:
Mynuet64729: Now read this ficlet: (Link to sperm fic)
Gaerith: Dude, you just ruined sex before I ever even had any :-D
Gaerith: I'll probably die laughing :)

There you go. The sperm fic, killing the sex drive of fifteen year old boys.

Re: *happy dance*

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

Evil wench! Send me the finished smut!!!

And LOL, your poor friend. WTF are you doing talking to 15-year-old boys online, anyway? Isn't that against the law? :D

But hey, actually, this is good! I just need to get various depts of education to put the spermfic on the syllabus of high school sex ed classes, and I can help wipe out the problem of teenage pregnancy! (Bet Ginny in TSA would have been appreciative of that.) Woohoo! I know there are a lot of teachers around here ... come on, what think?

Re: *happy dance*

[mynuet.livejournal.com]

The link got sent to you on Y!M. And he wandered onto my livejournal, and by the time I found out he was 15, I'd already found out he was intelligent, fun to talk to, and knew better than to attempt to flirt. Le sigh.

WOO HOO!

[angylinni.livejournal.com]

Okay, I'm doing the happy dance! My muse has finally come back and now I see that we are about to get another chapter! Life is good!

Meant to ask you, did Postcards from the Edge ever get finished? I read it on a link from your LJ and then never found the second half.

Re: WOO HOO!

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

LOL, I had to wrack my brain to remember "Postcards." That's because trixiefirecra has apparently forgotten all about it. *weeps* But to answer your question, no, I don't believe Trix ever posted the second part. :(

hahahah

[sevenfourteen.livejournal.com]

the sperm story was great :D

As for my dirty mind...well yes...but I'm sure I couldn't have offended YOUR sensibilities ;) When I "saw" that title, I was thinking oh man she's got have a good story for this, something funny must have happened to her. Then I read what you guys wrote and was confused but thought maybe it had something to do with borrowing draco's penis and I just didn't get it :$...when i finally read the title again, i realized my mistake...

Have fun!!

*mwah*

[lissannej.livejournal.com]

After the night I had, I can't even begin to tell you how excited I am at the prospect of IYOK 4! That has totally made my morning. Thank you *hugs*

[sydney-lynne.livejournal.com]

w00t! More IYOK! *is glad Jade is a drill sargent*

[dejaspirit.livejournal.com]

Hate the sperm fic? WHAT? The sperm ficlet ROCKED ME!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!

*prints*

*carries off to read*

[rainpuddle13.livejournal.com]

Well, I must say it's about damn time IYOK4 was written!! I mean really, I've only been waiting for like ever!!!!




Seriously, though I'm looking very forward to reading it. And I'm sorry that it cut short your grilling me about TW, but hey there is always another time for that right?

So when are you going to post this puppy?!?!

*hugs*

W00t!

[(Anonymous)]

*tear* There are no words to describe how much I love you. Er...both of you. I've been reading the same chapters over and over and over and over. In fact, I shouldn't bother reading it anymore. I've basically memorized all the words of each chapter anyway. I mean, first I stalk you over at PK, then FF.net, then I try over at your website. I just want to stay here and rant about how much your story sends me into fits of ditzy-like giggles and spasams. It really hurts to come you your journal to not see you up date IYOK. I'm numb. I cannot feel anymore pain or misery because I've spent it all agonizing over your story. I can no longer depend on you to update regularly. I have turned to PSATs for entertainment. And it gets worse. You see, I come here, read your post about finally updating, and then you decide that you might not update immediately. Thanks to you, I suffered a quick, sharp heart attack. My hopes were so high, but after reading your final sentence, I realize that my hopes are nothing but unrealistic dreams! We were so close to reading the next chapter...so close! I could almost taste it! I could almost hear it! AH!!! No, I will not reserve any more emotions for your story. I will read it and not cry rivers knowing it will be ages until you decide to update it. NO! Never! You can't make me!


-Amy viethunny33@hotmail.com

^suffering from PMS^