I'm back! Happy happy joy joy!

Well, not really, but the ordeal of traveling is such that it does actually make me glad to be back, once I am.

Plane fare: $250
Fuel cost to Jade's house: $2.39/gallon
Comfortable flip flops to sprint in: $16.50
Concealing black hat: $0 (borrowed from Jade)
Cell phone to communicate with mid-plan: $40/month
Robbie's face as I pulled up in her stolen car: priceless

Happy birthday to all the lovely people whose birthdays I missed, namely: lissinthecity (hope your trip is/was fabulous!!), msscribe, and mynuet. *HUGS* and belated birthday wishes!!

( All about my trip home, including movies I saw, books I read, my new Kate Spade collection, and other random things, including a rant about small children. If you're easily offended, don't read. If you don't want spoilers for things, don't read. I'm warning you this is long. Extremely long. (Said Ginny about Draco's ... pajama bottoms.) )

For akscully: Ginny/Zacharias, condoms, circle of cheer, beige face. Go nuts! :D:D:D

Oh DEAR at you people.

Slander! rainpuddle13 runs a secret pornography ring. sydney_lynne and seldon are regular models. muffinbutt and hannah_kim are having sweet, creamy buttsex! mynuet and fearthainn took twenty minutes to decide what to tell the paramedics and the RSPCA _lore has secret, sordid fantasies about significantowl and acts them out with akscully! msscribe and angiej secretly peed in lissinthecity's cornflakes. jade_okelani is gonna pop a cap in ropo's head, yo. Enter your username to dish the dirt on your friends!

I wash my hands of the lot of you. In some cases, literally.