Happy Birthday, ropo!!!

This is Jade, the best one. Guess where Sarea is?? Oh, you'll never guess. She should be at work, but instead, she is HERE, in California, swimming in my pool while I hijack her account. Heehee!

How has this all happened, you ask. Let me point you to the best prank EVAR. Oh, it was so hard for both of us to stay quiet about this, but now it's over and we are much relieved. We even got veneration from gnrationfo, who is the Master of Evil Pranks, so it's like we've achieved the highest status of pranksters ever. We are proud.

Last night we went to the Cheesecake Factory to officially celebrate Robbie's birthday, and we used the Sarea surprise again (it never gets old; we wanted to get our money's worth) on Forrest. You should have seen the look on his silly face. Hahahhahaahaha.

We have seen Troy. Eye candy. Naked arses. Fighting. Sweat. Eric Bana's arms. Cannot form complete sentences.

Okay, must go, it's 90 something degrees and my pool awaits. As does Olive Garden.

Farewell, and remember -- do not cross the Okelani sisters, for we will play terrible jokes on you.