Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June _lore and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Wednesday I set akscully's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Saturday I helped jade_okelani hide a body (-173 points). Last Sunday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Thursday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, lissannej (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4589 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely, sarea_okelani |
OK, first of all,
_lore and I really needed the money. Second of all, helping a friend hide a body should be rewarded with POSITIVE points, as it is the mark of true friendship! Third of all, Duncan was being naughty. I'm sure after the fire incident he won't do it again. And lastly, while I admit the genocide thing is bad, I think the Minnesota thing overcomes it. I mean, come on, Minnesota.
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Date: 2005-12-06 05:25 pm (UTC)