I'm a big fan of useless but amusing quizzes.

[sarea]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In June _lore and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Wednesday I set akscully's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Saturday I helped jade_okelani hide a body (-173 points). Last Sunday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Thursday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, lissannej (-5000 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-4589 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, sarea_okelani

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OK, first of all, _lore and I really needed the money. Second of all, helping a friend hide a body should be rewarded with POSITIVE points, as it is the mark of true friendship! Third of all, Duncan was being naughty. I'm sure after the fire incident he won't do it again. And lastly, while I admit the genocide thing is bad, I think the Minnesota thing overcomes it. I mean, come on, Minnesota.

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[not-concerned.livejournal.com]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In January I put money in utopian_days's expired parking meter (14 points). In May I pulled merytaten's hair (-5 points). In July I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last week I gave nightfalltwen a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for surreal_life (10 points). Overall, I've been nice (709 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike! Sincerely, weekend_soul

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Dude, porn giving should be worth way more than ten points.

[ropo.livejournal.com]

OMG that you tried to put a good spin on GENOCIDE.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lore/]

We needed to give the money to a desperate charity! Yeah, that's it....

love, lore

[akscully.livejournal.com]

Stop setting my dog on fire. :(