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[sarea]

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I bought a live crab today, and slaughtered it according to my mother's tried and true way of steaming crab. Unfortunately, the fact that it was supposed to die after I peeled back the head/shell escaped the crab, who flailed around traumatizing me for several minutes while I pondered how I could possibly kill it when opening its head didn't work.

It just figures that I would get Indestructible!Crab the first time I ever attempted anything like this.

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[seldon.livejournal.com]

But you didn't told us how the story ends - did you get to eat him in revenge? Or was his death for naught?

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

Oh, I ate him, all right. Once he resembled cooked crab it wasn't that difficult. But to this day I still think of those moments when he was half dead and I SHUDDER.

[seldon.livejournal.com]

And people ask me why I don't eat seafood :P