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[sarea]

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I bought a live crab today, and slaughtered it according to my mother's tried and true way of steaming crab. Unfortunately, the fact that it was supposed to die after I peeled back the head/shell escaped the crab, who flailed around traumatizing me for several minutes while I pondered how I could possibly kill it when opening its head didn't work.

It just figures that I would get Indestructible!Crab the first time I ever attempted anything like this.

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[jade-okelani.livejournal.com]

See, when you told me in IM, I was all traumatized on your behalf. However, people are laughing at you here because this:

while I pondered how I could possibly kill it when opening its head didn't work.

Is the funniest shit ever.

It's possible I'm still tired from waking up TWO AND A HALF HOURS AGO.

[seldon.livejournal.com]

And I'm laughing my head off because of your icon! :D