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[sarea]

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I bought a live crab today, and slaughtered it according to my mother's tried and true way of steaming crab. Unfortunately, the fact that it was supposed to die after I peeled back the head/shell escaped the crab, who flailed around traumatizing me for several minutes while I pondered how I could possibly kill it when opening its head didn't work.

It just figures that I would get Indestructible!Crab the first time I ever attempted anything like this.

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[nmalfoy.livejournal.com]

They make a noise? Oh God...

[annibug.livejournal.com]

Yes, I was very young the last time my mom boiled crabs at home so I don't remember it but she once described it as a cross between a pathetic scream and a hiss.

Add to that the sound of them trying to claw their way out of whatever holding container you have them in and it could almost be something right out of Silence of the Lambs.

There's something to give you bad dreams at night. ;)