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So... jade_okelani and ropo are going to an advanced screening of The Bourne Legacy tomorrow.

AND I'M NOT.

When Jade told me this morning, I was like



Then I went through the various stages of grief over being the one missing out.

Denial - "As if that's a real screening. They're so just punking me."



Anger - "What the FUCK! Why do they get to go and I don't?! I'm the one who LOVES JEREMY THE MOSTEST."



Bargaining - "Please let there be a screening in Seattle. Please let there be a screening in Seattle. The invite will come today! If an invite comes today, I promise to only see it in the theater 5 times instead of 6."



Depression - "Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy." /Nancy Kerrigan



Acceptance - "Well FUCK EVERYTHING, then. If they get to see The Bourne Legacy a month before me and everyone else LET THEM. I HOPE IT SUCKS. Except not really."



OK, I'm still working on acceptance. $#@%!#)?&@@$@*#$#

I may have briefly considered flying to LA to join them, but it's too short notice that would be crazy.

I NEED TO MOVE BACK HOME. All the fun things happen there.