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Clint, Natasha, Jeremy, Scarlett, and MORE. Some of this is NSFW, or at least iffy for work, so click at your own risk. Some of it is kind of schmoopy and will make your teeth hurt. But also makes me go "awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww."
I'm going to try and intersperse the .gifs because a wall of them can be pretty overwhelming. O.o Half of my Tumblr page can't even load most of the time because all the .gifs are causing a meltdown.
Things were easier before Avengers came into my life, but not nearly as fun. ;)
This is possibly my favorite Budapest scenario yet:
dead-end-street: AU Avengers: Budapest, 4 years ago
Natasha and Clint are tasked to intercept a dangerous package that is expected to be passing through Budapest’s famous Parliament Building. All hell breaks loose when Clint is made while attempting to retrieve the package. Natasha goes in, guns blazing, to save him and they flee the scene together while being chased by hundreds of parliament guards and policemen. In the end, they barely escape after blowing up half of District V and have to lay low overnight before S.H.I.E.L.D. can extract them. With adrenaline coursing through them, the two agents let their emotions take over and spend the night together. In the morning, they make their way to the extraction point, both questioning whether sleeping together was a good decision. They mutually decide that what happens in Budapest stays in Budapest and they go their separate ways.
[I love the .gifs but am unconvinced by the story, particularly the ending. If that were true Natasha wouldn't have brought it up so casually in the movie.]
Would so happen. (2 versions)
How amazing is this Natasha?
I’m my own woman—first, last, and always.
ADORABLE:
#Clint honey that's way too big for her #she'll grow into it eventually Tasha
LOL and I enjoyed these additional freak-out tags:
#SOME POINT IN THE DISTANCE FUTURE #CLINT AND NATASHA GOT DRUNK AND FORGET TO USE PROTECTION #AND NINE MONTHS LATER MERIDA CAME ALONG #AND EVERYONE WAS HAPPY #TONY WAS DESIGNING HER A IRON SUIT #NATASHA WAS ACTUALLY SUPER PROTECTIVE LIKE#’SHE IS NOT LEARNING HOW TO KILL A PERSON UNTIL SHE’S NINE’ #’AT LEAST NINE’ #AND CLINT WAS LIKE ‘HONEY THIS IS THE ONLY WEAPON YOU NEED OKAY? DON’T LET ALL THE FANCY TECH FOOL YOU’ #’NOTHING TREATS YOU BETTER THAN A BOW’ #AND STEVE IS LIKE #’YOU TWO ARE THE ACTUAL WORST PARENTS OMG’ #AND THEN BOOM! #LOKI ESCAPED ASGARD #AGAIN #FOR LIKE THE GAZILLIONTH TIME #AND HE WENT TO STEAL SOMETHING FROM SHIELD BECAUSE WHY NOT? #AND MERIDA LIKE #ACCIDENTALLY LATCHED ONTO HIS LEG BECAUSE SHE’S TEETHING AND SHIT #AND LOKI IS LIKE #’WHAT IS THIS SMALL CREATURE DOING? OH MY GOD SHE’S BITING MY LEG GET IT OFF’ #AND HE DROPS HER OFF IN MEDIEVAL SCOTTLAND #AND THE KING IS LIKE #’I DINNA HAVE A CHILD OF ME OWN SO I WILL ADOPT YE’ #AND SHE LOVES BOWS #BECAUSE THEY’RE FAMILIAR AND SHIT #AND SHE DOESN’T WANT TO BE A LADY #SHE WANTS TO BE A BADASS MASTER SPY #BECAUSE IT’S IN HER BLOOOOOOOOOOOOD
And THIS was inspired by the above:
#Avengers/Brave crossover: Mérida is the daughter of Clint and Natasha. She was kidnapped and sent to another dimension/universe by Loki, where she is then found and adopted by King Fergus and Queen Elinor.
[Told you there was lots of schmoop.]
More cuteness:
THE HAWKNEST IS COMPLETE.
I knew it wouldn't take long for someone to take all the pretteh from the Bourne Legacy trailer and turn it into something for Tumblr! (In fact, two someones have, so far. This is the one I like better.)
Two gorgeous pics of Scarlett and Jeremy. THEY MUST MAKE AN ORIGINS MOVIE FOR THEM STAT!
LULZ, Avengers booty.
I love these... don't actually know what the artist is paying homage to but it doesn't matter because they're wonderful anyway. (source)
Love Natasha's bikini in this
Can't see her doing this with anyone but Clint tbh.
“Do you know what it’s like to be unmade?”
“You know that I do.”
OMGGGGGG the person who made this .gifset is a GENIUS.
Clint/Natasha Domestic-ish AU - they’re basically the same but they have a five-year-old kid and Clint owns a diner.
Clint: (on the phone) I love you too, Iron Ass.
Natasha: What does that son of a bitch want this time?
Phillip: Mommy, what’s a bitch?
Natasha: It’s a girl dog, honey.
Phillip: How can Uncle Tony’s mom be a dog?
Natasha: Just finish the cereal Daddy made.
This girl's 9 fave pics of JR and SJ. She has good taste.
OMG, all of the hidden FEELINGS. She's like, where is he, and he's like, she can't know what she means to me. sob.
It’s all right, he tells himself, she’ll be all right, and Tony told him it was just the arm, and it’s all that keeps him going for the next thirty-four hours. He’s on a mission in Astana and he used to think it was a beautiful city, but now it just reminds him far too much of Budapest.
When he gets home, he goes straight to the hospital wing. He knows there should be a debrief, he should drop off his gear, hell, he should shower, but when he heads for his quarters, he somehow ends up taking a left when he meant (or maybe he didn’t mean) to take a right, and then he’s down in medical and it’s the first time he’s ever been there voluntarily.
(Except it isn’t voluntary, not at all; if he’d been there, if he’d had Nat’s back like he was supposed to, like he swore they always would, then he wouldn’t be here at all and Natasha would be down in the rec room with the other Avengers and he’d be watching, watching her laugh, and she can never know how much he loves watching her laugh.)
ficlet by jey. hello secretly-in-love-with-natasha clint feelings!
This is just so pretty.
Loose lips sink ships.
Oh lord, Bruce as babysitter. What could be more perfect.
Bruce: “You really don’t think this is a terrible idea at all?”
Natasha: “Nonsense, Bruce, you’re the only guy for the job.”
Clint: “Literally, though, no one was available.”
Natasha: “Clint.”
Clint: “Ow. It’s him or Thor, he should take it as a compliment.”
Bruce: ”You can’t be serious. You people are terrible parents. Really. I’m genuinely concerned for this child, you don’t even know.”
Natasha: “It’s only for three hours. You’ll be fine.”
Bruce: ”…”
3 hours later…
Natasha: “We’re back! How’d it go, Bruce?”
Clint: “Looks like it went better than I expected.”
And then there's nothing like canon
- Just like Budapest all over again.
- You and I remember Budapest very differently.
I'm going to try and intersperse the .gifs because a wall of them can be pretty overwhelming. O.o Half of my Tumblr page can't even load most of the time because all the .gifs are causing a meltdown.
Things were easier before Avengers came into my life, but not nearly as fun. ;)
This is possibly my favorite Budapest scenario yet:
dead-end-street: AU Avengers: Budapest, 4 years ago
Natasha and Clint are tasked to intercept a dangerous package that is expected to be passing through Budapest’s famous Parliament Building. All hell breaks loose when Clint is made while attempting to retrieve the package. Natasha goes in, guns blazing, to save him and they flee the scene together while being chased by hundreds of parliament guards and policemen. In the end, they barely escape after blowing up half of District V and have to lay low overnight before S.H.I.E.L.D. can extract them. With adrenaline coursing through them, the two agents let their emotions take over and spend the night together. In the morning, they make their way to the extraction point, both questioning whether sleeping together was a good decision. They mutually decide that what happens in Budapest stays in Budapest and they go their separate ways.
[I love the .gifs but am unconvinced by the story, particularly the ending. If that were true Natasha wouldn't have brought it up so casually in the movie.]
Would so happen. (2 versions)
How amazing is this Natasha?
I’m my own woman—first, last, and always.
ADORABLE:
#Clint honey that's way too big for her #she'll grow into it eventually Tasha
LOL and I enjoyed these additional freak-out tags:
#SOME POINT IN THE DISTANCE FUTURE #CLINT AND NATASHA GOT DRUNK AND FORGET TO USE PROTECTION #AND NINE MONTHS LATER MERIDA CAME ALONG #AND EVERYONE WAS HAPPY #TONY WAS DESIGNING HER A IRON SUIT #NATASHA WAS ACTUALLY SUPER PROTECTIVE LIKE#’SHE IS NOT LEARNING HOW TO KILL A PERSON UNTIL SHE’S NINE’ #’AT LEAST NINE’ #AND CLINT WAS LIKE ‘HONEY THIS IS THE ONLY WEAPON YOU NEED OKAY? DON’T LET ALL THE FANCY TECH FOOL YOU’ #’NOTHING TREATS YOU BETTER THAN A BOW’ #AND STEVE IS LIKE #’YOU TWO ARE THE ACTUAL WORST PARENTS OMG’ #AND THEN BOOM! #LOKI ESCAPED ASGARD #AGAIN #FOR LIKE THE GAZILLIONTH TIME #AND HE WENT TO STEAL SOMETHING FROM SHIELD BECAUSE WHY NOT? #AND MERIDA LIKE #ACCIDENTALLY LATCHED ONTO HIS LEG BECAUSE SHE’S TEETHING AND SHIT #AND LOKI IS LIKE #’WHAT IS THIS SMALL CREATURE DOING? OH MY GOD SHE’S BITING MY LEG GET IT OFF’ #AND HE DROPS HER OFF IN MEDIEVAL SCOTTLAND #AND THE KING IS LIKE #’I DINNA HAVE A CHILD OF ME OWN SO I WILL ADOPT YE’ #AND SHE LOVES BOWS #BECAUSE THEY’RE FAMILIAR AND SHIT #AND SHE DOESN’T WANT TO BE A LADY #SHE WANTS TO BE A BADASS MASTER SPY #BECAUSE IT’S IN HER BLOOOOOOOOOOOOD
And THIS was inspired by the above:
#Avengers/Brave crossover: Mérida is the daughter of Clint and Natasha. She was kidnapped and sent to another dimension/universe by Loki, where she is then found and adopted by King Fergus and Queen Elinor.
[Told you there was lots of schmoop.]
More cuteness:
THE HAWKNEST IS COMPLETE.
I knew it wouldn't take long for someone to take all the pretteh from the Bourne Legacy trailer and turn it into something for Tumblr! (In fact, two someones have, so far. This is the one I like better.)
Two gorgeous pics of Scarlett and Jeremy. THEY MUST MAKE AN ORIGINS MOVIE FOR THEM STAT!
LULZ, Avengers booty.
I love these... don't actually know what the artist is paying homage to but it doesn't matter because they're wonderful anyway. (source)
Love Natasha's bikini in this
Can't see her doing this with anyone but Clint tbh.
“Do you know what it’s like to be unmade?”
“You know that I do.”
OMGGGGGG the person who made this .gifset is a GENIUS.
Clint/Natasha Domestic-ish AU - they’re basically the same but they have a five-year-old kid and Clint owns a diner.
Clint: (on the phone) I love you too, Iron Ass.
Natasha: What does that son of a bitch want this time?
Phillip: Mommy, what’s a bitch?
Natasha: It’s a girl dog, honey.
Phillip: How can Uncle Tony’s mom be a dog?
Natasha: Just finish the cereal Daddy made.
This girl's 9 fave pics of JR and SJ. She has good taste.
OMG, all of the hidden FEELINGS. She's like, where is he, and he's like, she can't know what she means to me. sob.
It’s all right, he tells himself, she’ll be all right, and Tony told him it was just the arm, and it’s all that keeps him going for the next thirty-four hours. He’s on a mission in Astana and he used to think it was a beautiful city, but now it just reminds him far too much of Budapest.
When he gets home, he goes straight to the hospital wing. He knows there should be a debrief, he should drop off his gear, hell, he should shower, but when he heads for his quarters, he somehow ends up taking a left when he meant (or maybe he didn’t mean) to take a right, and then he’s down in medical and it’s the first time he’s ever been there voluntarily.
(Except it isn’t voluntary, not at all; if he’d been there, if he’d had Nat’s back like he was supposed to, like he swore they always would, then he wouldn’t be here at all and Natasha would be down in the rec room with the other Avengers and he’d be watching, watching her laugh, and she can never know how much he loves watching her laugh.)
ficlet by jey. hello secretly-in-love-with-natasha clint feelings!
This is just so pretty.
Loose lips sink ships.
Oh lord, Bruce as babysitter. What could be more perfect.
Bruce: “You really don’t think this is a terrible idea at all?”
Natasha: “Nonsense, Bruce, you’re the only guy for the job.”
Clint: “Literally, though, no one was available.”
Natasha: “Clint.”
Clint: “Ow. It’s him or Thor, he should take it as a compliment.”
Bruce: ”You can’t be serious. You people are terrible parents. Really. I’m genuinely concerned for this child, you don’t even know.”
Natasha: “It’s only for three hours. You’ll be fine.”
Bruce: ”…”
3 hours later…
Natasha: “We’re back! How’d it go, Bruce?”
Clint: “Looks like it went better than I expected.”
And then there's nothing like canon
- Just like Budapest all over again.
- You and I remember Budapest very differently.
