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This was me and a bunch of other dorks while watching next week's Merlin trailer over and over and over:
<33333333333333333333333333 Marshall.
Merlin 3x09 'Love in the Time of Dragons'
And now I begin the ep that I have heard nothing but bad things about. It doesn't matter, I am not a fair-weathered Merlin fan, I shall watch all the episodes, even the boring ones.
- OMG and she looked like such a nice old lady. What is she doing conjuring that man-scorpion thingy?
- Arthur looks tired. I think he's been spending too much secret time frolicking in meadows.
- "I met this woman and she gave me some drugssssssss and they were goooooood."
- INSTEAD OF FOLLOWING GAIUS, MERLIN, GO TO A NEARBY MEADOW. I GUARANTEE WHAT YOU'LL FIND THERE WILL BE WAY MORE INTERESTING.
- Alice reminds me of a softer Judi Dench.
- She just got Willow!eyes. Obviously she's evil.
- LOL that Merlin is always the matchmaker.
- Uther, cockblocking lovers everywhere.
- Nothing says love like a giant ham. No really, I mean that.
- OMG Arthur just rammed his shaft through Merlin's hole. They don't do the hoyay on purpose, my FOOT.
- LOLOL the sledgehammer. Oh, Arthur.
- OMG that Gaius just came down on Merlin like that, whatEVS. Yes, as if Merlin doesn't want to see you happy. You're dumb, Gaius.
- "I row with my father all the time. [He wants to banish guys, I want to make them knights. He wants to let the people starve, I want to distribute food to them.] You should do what I do. Just lie low and wait till he comes to his senses." WHEN HAS THAT EVER HAPPENED, ARTHUR. WHEN.
- Seriously, Arthur looks TIRED. Too many late nights. In the meadow.
- What's happened is what Merlin told you would happen, you stupid old man!
- Arthur is way quicker on the uptake than Stefan.
- Wow that Arthur is letting Gaius off, he should have been arrested for suspicion of being in cahoots with her. Arthur is usually so arrest happy.
- Well YOU weren't going to make the right choice so SOMEONE had to, Gaius.
- Oh no, Uther's fading. Yawn. Let me repeat what the dragon once said: "LET ARTHUR'S REIGN BEGIN!"
- No, don't save Uther by magic. He'd rather die, and I say, let him.
- Oh blah blah, this woman is totally unsympathetic. Or maybe I have a heart of stone.
- The dungeons are so secure? Are you serious, Merlin? Do you know how many people have escaped from there?
- GETTING THROUGH THIS EPISODE WAS WORTH IT TO SEE THE TRAILER AGAIN. OMG. Asakscully said:
"what is this i can't even
OPEN MOUTHS? THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW"
Squeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
I'm sure at the end of the episode there's going to be a big old takeback/reset, but whatever. It looks to be a fun 40 minutes getting there.
Vampire Diaries 2x08 'Rose'
- Wow, excellent quality download this time. Sweet.
- Who is mysterious scruffy sunglasses guy? OK, so apparently a vampire.
- Why HELLO newly hot Jeremy!
- Seriously, that teddy bear only exists so that Damon can play with it.
- Speaking of, HELLO HOTNESS, omg. It should be illegal to be that good looking.
- OMG and delayed reaction: Caroline and Damon talking eeeeeee!
- I should probably pay more attention to what they're saying and spend less time being mesmerized by Damon's eyes.
- Amy's at the bottom of the ravine with a cracked spine. Damon's so helpful.
- Seriously with the candlelit shrine in front of Amy's (oh I'm sorry, Aimee's) locker? So no one else around it can get into their lockers, and that's ok? They're insensitive jerks for wanting to, I'm sure.
- OMG Elena's captor is Johnny Depp from when he was on 21 Jump Street.
- "I want you to be quiet." LOL, sorry, but Elena deserved that. All the chick kept saying was to shut up and she just kept babbling on.
- I'm kinda sorta down with Caroline/Tyler, only because she's a vampire and he's a werewolf and it's all star-crossed and hot. But otherwise, no. Better Matt than Tyler. (Though Simon and Maya in The Mortal Instruments are the same, and I'm not really into them at all.)
- OMG Bonnie said, "Damon's right," and her head didn't burst into flames.
- Seriously, it must hurt more than anyone on TV ever lets on to slice your palm open like that.
- Watch out for Stefan, he might lose control and lick your little blood trail right off.
- OMG Bonnie's got a bloody nose, she's just like Scully. Someone should tell her not to take out her implant.
- OK maybe I'm more into Caroline/Tyler than I thought, because Caroline practically twisting his arm off right there was kinda hot. Plus the intense looks they're giving each other now. Plus how dismissive of Caroline he was before.
- Aha, this road trip is totally where those promo pics are from.
- Alaric: reduced to keeping Jenna from having knowledge of anything whatsoever. Tragic.
- OMG, Bonnie/Jeremy. I don't know that I'm into this.
- Wow, it's rough being a doppleganger.
- LOL, that was awesome re: the oneupmanship between Caroline and Tyler. "I'm not a werewolf, okay?"
- So Katherine is a doppleganger herself? Interesting. And how old is Katherine exactly? Have we ever been told?
- Wow, that is so. lame. The paper just appears out of nowhere on the sofa? It would have been more believable if Bonnie's voice just spoke in Elena's head.
- OK that knock on the door better reveal Eric from True Blood or this is all going to be very anticlimactic.
- That's not Eric AT ALL.
- I wish someone would explain to us why the vampires want to break the werewolf curse.
- Wow Nina looks seriously scared there, good acting girl!
- Holy shit Elijah just slapped that guy's head off. Does that mean he's dead or not? On this show so far we've only been told that a wooden stake through the heart will kill a vampire.
- Honestly, why hasn't anyone thought of that before re: ripping off the vervain necklace/bracelet/whatever? It's so lame that that would stop any vampire.
- OMG that momentary look of hope on Damon's face when he thought Elena was running to him... so sad. Really, he needs to move on with someone cooler.
- That Elijah dude so isn't dead. That was way too easy.
- You gotta feel sorry for Tyler, the ONLY ONE OF HIS KIND. That he knows of.
- Awwwwwwww they're hugging. They're totally gonna do Tyler/Caroline and give Matt more to angst about.
- Oh God I don't think I like Rose enough to have her move into the Salvatore house and be part of the show week after week.
- WhoTF is Klaus?
- OMG that was the sweetest declaration ever. ELENA DOESN'T DESERVE *YOU* DAMON. OMG and then he took her memory and CRIED. OMFG. Damon. Damon WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME.
- Oh I knew it. That dude so isn't dead. Must be nice to not be able to die in such predictable ways!
<33333333333333333333333333 Marshall.
Merlin 3x09 'Love in the Time of Dragons'
And now I begin the ep that I have heard nothing but bad things about. It doesn't matter, I am not a fair-weathered Merlin fan, I shall watch all the episodes, even the boring ones.
- OMG and she looked like such a nice old lady. What is she doing conjuring that man-scorpion thingy?
- Arthur looks tired. I think he's been spending too much secret time frolicking in meadows.
- "I met this woman and she gave me some drugssssssss and they were goooooood."
- INSTEAD OF FOLLOWING GAIUS, MERLIN, GO TO A NEARBY MEADOW. I GUARANTEE WHAT YOU'LL FIND THERE WILL BE WAY MORE INTERESTING.
- Alice reminds me of a softer Judi Dench.
- She just got Willow!eyes. Obviously she's evil.
- LOL that Merlin is always the matchmaker.
- Uther, cockblocking lovers everywhere.
- Nothing says love like a giant ham. No really, I mean that.
- OMG Arthur just rammed his shaft through Merlin's hole. They don't do the hoyay on purpose, my FOOT.
- LOLOL the sledgehammer. Oh, Arthur.
- OMG that Gaius just came down on Merlin like that, whatEVS. Yes, as if Merlin doesn't want to see you happy. You're dumb, Gaius.
- "I row with my father all the time. [He wants to banish guys, I want to make them knights. He wants to let the people starve, I want to distribute food to them.] You should do what I do. Just lie low and wait till he comes to his senses." WHEN HAS THAT EVER HAPPENED, ARTHUR. WHEN.
- Seriously, Arthur looks TIRED. Too many late nights. In the meadow.
- What's happened is what Merlin told you would happen, you stupid old man!
- Arthur is way quicker on the uptake than Stefan.
- Wow that Arthur is letting Gaius off, he should have been arrested for suspicion of being in cahoots with her. Arthur is usually so arrest happy.
- Well YOU weren't going to make the right choice so SOMEONE had to, Gaius.
- Oh no, Uther's fading. Yawn. Let me repeat what the dragon once said: "LET ARTHUR'S REIGN BEGIN!"
- No, don't save Uther by magic. He'd rather die, and I say, let him.
- Oh blah blah, this woman is totally unsympathetic. Or maybe I have a heart of stone.
- The dungeons are so secure? Are you serious, Merlin? Do you know how many people have escaped from there?
- GETTING THROUGH THIS EPISODE WAS WORTH IT TO SEE THE TRAILER AGAIN. OMG. As
akscully said:"what is this i can't even
OPEN MOUTHS? THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW"
Squeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
I'm sure at the end of the episode there's going to be a big old takeback/reset, but whatever. It looks to be a fun 40 minutes getting there.
Vampire Diaries 2x08 'Rose'
- Wow, excellent quality download this time. Sweet.
- Who is mysterious scruffy sunglasses guy? OK, so apparently a vampire.
- Why HELLO newly hot Jeremy!
- Seriously, that teddy bear only exists so that Damon can play with it.
- Speaking of, HELLO HOTNESS, omg. It should be illegal to be that good looking.
- OMG and delayed reaction: Caroline and Damon talking eeeeeee!
- I should probably pay more attention to what they're saying and spend less time being mesmerized by Damon's eyes.
- Amy's at the bottom of the ravine with a cracked spine. Damon's so helpful.
- Seriously with the candlelit shrine in front of Amy's (oh I'm sorry, Aimee's) locker? So no one else around it can get into their lockers, and that's ok? They're insensitive jerks for wanting to, I'm sure.
- OMG Elena's captor is Johnny Depp from when he was on 21 Jump Street.
- "I want you to be quiet." LOL, sorry, but Elena deserved that. All the chick kept saying was to shut up and she just kept babbling on.
- I'm kinda sorta down with Caroline/Tyler, only because she's a vampire and he's a werewolf and it's all star-crossed and hot. But otherwise, no. Better Matt than Tyler. (Though Simon and Maya in The Mortal Instruments are the same, and I'm not really into them at all.)
- OMG Bonnie said, "Damon's right," and her head didn't burst into flames.
- Seriously, it must hurt more than anyone on TV ever lets on to slice your palm open like that.
- Watch out for Stefan, he might lose control and lick your little blood trail right off.
- OMG Bonnie's got a bloody nose, she's just like Scully. Someone should tell her not to take out her implant.
- OK maybe I'm more into Caroline/Tyler than I thought, because Caroline practically twisting his arm off right there was kinda hot. Plus the intense looks they're giving each other now. Plus how dismissive of Caroline he was before.
- Aha, this road trip is totally where those promo pics are from.
- Alaric: reduced to keeping Jenna from having knowledge of anything whatsoever. Tragic.
- OMG, Bonnie/Jeremy. I don't know that I'm into this.
- Wow, it's rough being a doppleganger.
- LOL, that was awesome re: the oneupmanship between Caroline and Tyler. "I'm not a werewolf, okay?"
- So Katherine is a doppleganger herself? Interesting. And how old is Katherine exactly? Have we ever been told?
- Wow, that is so. lame. The paper just appears out of nowhere on the sofa? It would have been more believable if Bonnie's voice just spoke in Elena's head.
- OK that knock on the door better reveal Eric from True Blood or this is all going to be very anticlimactic.
- That's not Eric AT ALL.
- I wish someone would explain to us why the vampires want to break the werewolf curse.
- Wow Nina looks seriously scared there, good acting girl!
- Holy shit Elijah just slapped that guy's head off. Does that mean he's dead or not? On this show so far we've only been told that a wooden stake through the heart will kill a vampire.
- Honestly, why hasn't anyone thought of that before re: ripping off the vervain necklace/bracelet/whatever? It's so lame that that would stop any vampire.
- OMG that momentary look of hope on Damon's face when he thought Elena was running to him... so sad. Really, he needs to move on with someone cooler.
- That Elijah dude so isn't dead. That was way too easy.
- You gotta feel sorry for Tyler, the ONLY ONE OF HIS KIND. That he knows of.
- Awwwwwwww they're hugging. They're totally gonna do Tyler/Caroline and give Matt more to angst about.
- Oh God I don't think I like Rose enough to have her move into the Salvatore house and be part of the show week after week.
- WhoTF is Klaus?
- OMG that was the sweetest declaration ever. ELENA DOESN'T DESERVE *YOU* DAMON. OMG and then he took her memory and CRIED. OMFG. Damon. Damon WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME.
- Oh I knew it. That dude so isn't dead. Must be nice to not be able to die in such predictable ways!
