This is the best thing I have seen in a long, long time. I'm crying from laughter.
Which one's your favorite? I think mine is a toss between 'dry spell' and 'salmonella.'
Also? This is why I don't Facebook. I'm deathly afraid of doing something like that. Plus? Not a whole lot of things I want to say to my friends that I'd want my boss/coworkers to see or vice versa. I can't imagine how people successfully balance that and stay mildly interesting (though from what I've seen of FB, they don't).
Which one's your favorite? I think mine is a toss between 'dry spell' and 'salmonella.'
Also? This is why I don't Facebook. I'm deathly afraid of doing something like that. Plus? Not a whole lot of things I want to say to my friends that I'd want my boss/coworkers to see or vice versa. I can't imagine how people successfully balance that and stay mildly interesting (though from what I've seen of FB, they don't).