Quickie Updates

[sarea]

Both mynuet and rainpuddle13 are queens in my book, because they both wrote fantastic stories this week, which I really needed given the hellishness factor of it. Seduction and Suntan Lotion came out of a conversation about role-playing, and Shar said, "What kind of Draco do you want to see?" And I promptly said, "I'd like to see Poolboy!Draco." And she's such a goddess, and made it come true. Then Pud. That Eville Pud. If you'll remember, she traumatized me earlier this week with the TW Chapter of Wanting to Slit My Wrists, but she has gone a loooong way in making that up with Kind des Drachen, another loffly ficlet about Draco/Ginny/Liam.

Dinner with leiliaxf was fantastic, as sushi always is -- but the fact that the otoro was so mouth-meltingly good was a complete bonus. Plus we did a little shopping afterward, wherein I avoided the temptation of Godiva, but did not avoid the temptation of L'Occitane and their Verbena products. *headdesk* I curse you, Sharon, as the last thing I need is another expensive habit.

As for the rest of the weekend, it's been pretty quiet, which is good. Catching up on my sleep and some reading ... though something rather awful happened yesterday. Not awful as in anything life-threateningly bad, but ... made me rant and wail about why it had to happen to me, anyway.

(There are a lot of Friends references, as quotes frequently make it into normal conversation for us. If you catch them all, I will give you a virtual brownie.)

sareaokelani: MY EYES, MY EYES!!!!!!
jadeokelani: ?????
sareaokelani: In a top 10 list of things I never wanted to see, Mr. Heckles' naked ass is one of them.
sareaokelani: Only, now THAT CAN NEVER BE.
sareaokelani: *weeps quietly in the corner, rocking self back and forth*
jadeokelani: OHMYGOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jadeokelani: <laughing in a horrified way>
jadeokelani: i have totally covered my mouth with my hand in shock, then realized i couldn't type that way
jadeokelani: but every time i stop typing, it returns to its place of horror
jadeokelani: how did you see it??
jadeokelani: through that DAMN WINDOW OF DOOM?
sareaokelani: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jadeokelani: OHMYGOD!!!!!!!!!
jadeokelani: DOES NO ONE IN THAT APARTMENT REALIZE PEOPLE CAN SEE IN????
jadeokelani: that it's not magical glass?!
sareaokelani: And he's *moving* this weekend. I had one last weekend to NOT see his naked ass, and these hopes were dashed.
jadeokelani: LOLOLOL
sareaokelani: So I'm like, just walking by, and don't even really realize what I'm seeing, at first.
jadeokelani: yes, because why would you go -- hey, naked ass
sareaokelani: The light is on in that room, and Mr. Heckles is standing against a wall, fixing the thermostat or something.
jadeokelani: (Mr. Heckles is now Mr. Heckles and Ugly Naked Guy all rolled into one awful neighbor.)
sareaokelani: The blinders are pulled partially up, and I'm like, OHMYGOD THAT IS A NAKED MAN'S UGLY ASS.
jadeokelani: LOLOLOL!!!!!!
sareaokelani: Quickly followed by OHMYGOD THAT IS MR. HECKLES!!!
sareaokelani: I might have seen ... for a very split second ... something else. But my mind has blocked it.
jadeokelani: EWWWWWWW
jadeokelani: *snaps fingers like chandler*
sareaokelani: I'm trying to convince myself that the way he was standing, there's no way I *could* have seen it.
jadeokelani: this is the most terrible thing that has ever happened.
sareaokelani: Why couldn't it have been SEAN'S naked ass??

So. Yeah. Jade gets to see Neighbor's Hottie Son having sex against the wall while I get Mr. Heckles bare-ass naked fixing the thermostat. Where's the justice, I ask you???

Comments

Hee.

[leiliaxf.livejournal.com]

...did not avoid the temptation of L'Occitane and their Verbena products. *headdesk* I curse you, Sharon, as the last thing I need is another expensive habit.

Just spreadin' the love, babe...just spreadin' the love.

Oh, and I've got Mr. Heckles/Ugly Naked Guy beat hands down---I've seen my brother, all 45 years and 250+ pounds sans clothing. Quite by accident, as he dashed out of the bathroom. I was traumatized, I'm tellin' ya. I should probably make him pay for therapy, but a/he's too cheap and b/he's broke all the time.

[rainpuddle13.livejournal.com]

she has gone a loooong way in making that up with Kind des Drachen, another loffly ficlet about Draco/Ginny/Liam.

I'm so glad that I've made up for the trauma a bit! I promise no more traumatic TW experiences anytime soon. I never want to traumatize you again!! *hugs*

[ropo.livejournal.com]

Oh DEAR at Mr. Heckles! I can barely even read your LJ now! I might have to shower before bed, frankly.