Interview Meme

What the hell this is, and how you can play.
1 -- Leave a comment, saying you want to be interviewed.
2 -- I will respond; I'll ask you five questions.
3 -- You'll update your journal with my five questions, and your five answers.
4 -- You'll include this explanation.
5 -- You'll ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed.

As far as I'm concerned, people who have already been interviewed by other people can still apply. After all, my questions will (hopefully) be different. Or if for some bizarre reason you still want to ask me questions after this, I will applaud your bravery and answer them.

Also I get really rambly and verbose, which is nothing new, but it's also 2am so my weaknesses are magnified.

( More Than You Ever Wanted to Know About Me )

need a laugh?

Thanks to sumdumgai, funniest shit ever: http://typhoon.vanishingscroll.com/Conan-Triumph-at-Star-Wars.wmv

I guess it's some comedic dog on Conan? Anyway, he "interviews" a bunch of people waiting to see Star Wars Episode II. My favorite lines:

To a jedi: "So, you're dressed up as ... a giant nerd?"

To a girl: "Ratio's pretty good, eh? You have your pick of these guys who have no idea how to please you."

*falls down*

Edited to add: I am now crying. CRYING. I actually have a tissue in my hand and am weeping from laughter. This is unnatural.