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[sarea]

Thanks to sumdumgai, funniest shit ever: http://typhoon.vanishingscroll.com/Conan-Triumph-at-Star-Wars.wmv

I guess it's some comedic dog on Conan? Anyway, he "interviews" a bunch of people waiting to see Star Wars Episode II. My favorite lines:

To a jedi: "So, you're dressed up as ... a giant nerd?"

To a girl: "Ratio's pretty good, eh? You have your pick of these guys who have no idea how to please you."

*falls down*

Edited to add: I am now crying. CRYING. I actually have a tissue in my hand and am weeping from laughter. This is unnatural.

Comments

[ms-potter.livejournal.com]

*STRUCK DUMB*

*CANNOT BELIEVE YOU HAVE NEVER WITNESSED THE MIRACLE OF TRIUMPH THE INSULT COMIC DOG BEFORE*!!!

*STRUCK DUMB SOME MORE*

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

Have never. Am clearly deprived. *wipes more tears away*

[ms-potter.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD yes. Triumph is not on any more (or hasn't been recently, at least), but Conan is my love god nonetheless. I am a Conan fangirl.

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

Okay, then you've read his graduation (or whatever) speech at Harvard? Before this, that was the funniest shit ever.

[ms-potter.livejournal.com]

EEEE yes. I love his thesis: "literary Progeria in the works of Flannery O'Connor and William Faulkner." And his episodes of the Simpsons are some of my favourites. <3

[kstanley.livejournal.com]

Heh heh. Very funny.

I like when he asks "What substance was Han Solo frozen in?"

The answer: Who gives a shit?

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

LOLLLL. And when Darth Vader shows up. Dayam.