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[sarea]

Thanks to sumdumgai, funniest shit ever: http://typhoon.vanishingscroll.com/Conan-Triumph-at-Star-Wars.wmv

I guess it's some comedic dog on Conan? Anyway, he "interviews" a bunch of people waiting to see Star Wars Episode II. My favorite lines:

To a jedi: "So, you're dressed up as ... a giant nerd?"

To a girl: "Ratio's pretty good, eh? You have your pick of these guys who have no idea how to please you."

*falls down*

Edited to add: I am now crying. CRYING. I actually have a tissue in my hand and am weeping from laughter. This is unnatural.

Comments

[kstanley.livejournal.com]

Heh heh. Very funny.

I like when he asks "What substance was Han Solo frozen in?"

The answer: Who gives a shit?

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

LOLLLL. And when Darth Vader shows up. Dayam.