quzzies, a coupon, and a D/G love poem

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* HAHAHAHAHA, that is what 'Sarea' means.

A very "special" dictionary. by lily22
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* It's like it's chatted with Jade before!!

A very "special" dictionary. by lily22
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* It's totally true, she's so cold and unforgiving.

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* And that's pretty much all you can say about Robbie.



If I didn't do your definition, don't feel slighted. It only means I didn't feel like insulting you. Today. But I can certainly do it if you wish. :))

Look, a Borders coupon for 25% off! Go nuts! Expires 1/23.

I hope you're not expecting a real poem, and are simply expecting typical silliness from me. Because you will be so sorely disappointed if it's the former.

A D/G Love Poem

For those who don't believe in true love
Have I a tale to share
Now if you'll just be quiet
I'll relate the whole affair

It started one day
When Ginny was shopping
She was glad to be out
Instead of home mopping

Twenty-two was she
Rosy complexioned and fair
She had long, bright tresses
Of Weasley red hair

At the bookstore she met
Someone she'd known as a boy
Why, those platinum locks
Could only mean a Malfoy

"Oh – Draco!" she cried,
"What a surprise!"
But inside she thought,
"My, he has nice eyes."

"Hello, little Weasley," he replied,
"And how are the rest?"
But inside he thought,
"Wow, what a nice chest."

It was strange to see him
Now that there was no war
Draco had fought with the Order
Until Voldemort was no more

"Come with me to lunch,"
He invited with a smile
Shyly Ginny accepted, giving an inch
So he might take a mile

So they ate and they talked
Of inconsequential things
While small, fleeting caresses
Made their hearts sing

"Come with me to my place,
It's less than a mile,"
Draco said with hot eyes
"I want you to stay awhile."

Ginny eagerly accepted
And together they Floo'ed
Draco found candles and music
To set the right mood

For several hours,
They kissed and they petted
Clearly they would not stop
Till they were both bedded

"Oh – Draco!" she cried,
"I must have you now!"
"Then I'm going to let you,"
He answered with a gleam, "and how!"

There was a moment of fear
When Ginny saw he was well hung
Draco laughed and smirked,
"My dear, we haven't even begun."

After they were satisfied
And shared a single fag
They lay in a sweaty heap and thought,
"Damn that was a good shag."

They decided they wanted to shag
Exclusively and forever
So they up and eloped
And bound their lives together

Other than the married couple,
No one was happy at first
In fact Ron thought the vein in his head
Would either collapse or burst

But the years went by
The Malfoy brood quickly grew
And no one could deny
Anyone was happier than they two

For Ginny and Draco, you see
Were as different as two people could be
But love conquers all foes
And that, my friends, is the key.

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that was BRILLIANT.
YOUR brilliant!