I am the garbage lady.
May. 27th, 2005 03:19 pmHave you all seen Hero? It might be the prettiest movie I've ever seen. And the directing was absolutely wonderful. I don't know that I've ever come away from a movie completely awed by the directing before, but it happened. And beyond that, I really enjoyed the story (and the history). Highly rec this one. Also saw The Grudge, which was entertaining if you don't think about it at all. If you think about it, you'll realize it makes no sense whatsoever. And the ghost-things were definitely scary and creepy and all that -- even more so than the little girl from The Ring. *shudder*
Notice what movie I haven't mentioned seeing. That's right, the Star Wars movie. Want to know why that is? Because I don't like Star Wars. ( The confession. )
Last night I got a notice from UPS that they tried to deliver a package, but of course, I wasn't home. So today I went home during lunch to hopefully make it before UPS arrived, only to find that despite their notice saying "in-person signature required," they had just left the package for me at the door. Which I actually very much appreciate, because having to call UPS to halt delivery so that I can then go out of my way to drive to the UPS Center to pick up the package? Sucks. So even though they're technically not supposed to leave it there without my signature, and one day it'll bite me in the ass when someone steals it, I am still grateful to the driver for simply leaving it and saving me some trouble.
ANYWAY, I also took the opportunity to throw out some trash, because I tend to pile up to-be-recycled stuff until it's all about to collapse on my head. So I was in the little garbage dump area, breaking down boxes (yes, I still had my boxes from when I bought all that computer equipment), when this little boy struggled to get in. I helped him in, and he held up a jug of flavored milk (that looked 3/4 empty) and said that he needed to throw it away. So I opened the big dumpster so he could toss it in. I went back to my box-breaking, feeling pretty proud of myself. Helper of little boys, that's me!
A few minutes later, another little boy showed up. He was probably five or six, and when he saw me, he was like, "Can I have my chocolate milk?" What am I, the garbage assistant? I had a very bad feeling about his request, though. I told him I didn't know where his chocolate milk was, even though I suspected it was what the other little boy had thrown away. Then their older brother showed up, and was like, "Dude, we can't get your chocolate milk, it's in the garbage!" Whereupon boy #2 started bawling his head off. And of course I felt like a heel. I know how little kids are, how they think. Forevermore, to this boy I'll be the garbage lady who threw away his chocolate milk. Just the kind of memory of me I've always wanted to foster.
SIGH.
Also, I have been watching my AtS S5 DVDs. How can you not love the brilliance that is ( this scene? )
Notice what movie I haven't mentioned seeing. That's right, the Star Wars movie. Want to know why that is? Because I don't like Star Wars. ( The confession. )
Last night I got a notice from UPS that they tried to deliver a package, but of course, I wasn't home. So today I went home during lunch to hopefully make it before UPS arrived, only to find that despite their notice saying "in-person signature required," they had just left the package for me at the door. Which I actually very much appreciate, because having to call UPS to halt delivery so that I can then go out of my way to drive to the UPS Center to pick up the package? Sucks. So even though they're technically not supposed to leave it there without my signature, and one day it'll bite me in the ass when someone steals it, I am still grateful to the driver for simply leaving it and saving me some trouble.
ANYWAY, I also took the opportunity to throw out some trash, because I tend to pile up to-be-recycled stuff until it's all about to collapse on my head. So I was in the little garbage dump area, breaking down boxes (yes, I still had my boxes from when I bought all that computer equipment), when this little boy struggled to get in. I helped him in, and he held up a jug of flavored milk (that looked 3/4 empty) and said that he needed to throw it away. So I opened the big dumpster so he could toss it in. I went back to my box-breaking, feeling pretty proud of myself. Helper of little boys, that's me!
A few minutes later, another little boy showed up. He was probably five or six, and when he saw me, he was like, "Can I have my chocolate milk?" What am I, the garbage assistant? I had a very bad feeling about his request, though. I told him I didn't know where his chocolate milk was, even though I suspected it was what the other little boy had thrown away. Then their older brother showed up, and was like, "Dude, we can't get your chocolate milk, it's in the garbage!" Whereupon boy #2 started bawling his head off. And of course I felt like a heel. I know how little kids are, how they think. Forevermore, to this boy I'll be the garbage lady who threw away his chocolate milk. Just the kind of memory of me I've always wanted to foster.
SIGH.
Also, I have been watching my AtS S5 DVDs. How can you not love the brilliance that is ( this scene? )