Dammit, it should be like going to Nordstrom's and buying a purse.
Yes, but then you'll be pressured into buying the most expensive item on the menu. The waitstaff will be all, "BUY THE LOBSTER OR SURF AND TURF," and you'll be all, "Uh, this is TGI Fridays, d00d," and they'll be all "FUCK YOU," and walk off and give you crappy service as result and you couldn't do anything about it since they're on a commission. Well, I suppose you could order salad and water but then you're just hurting yourself.
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Date: 2004-06-18 02:47 am (UTC)Yes, but then you'll be pressured into buying the most expensive item on the menu. The waitstaff will be all, "BUY THE LOBSTER OR SURF AND TURF," and you'll be all, "Uh, this is TGI Fridays, d00d," and they'll be all "FUCK YOU," and walk off and give you crappy service as result and you couldn't do anything about it since they're on a commission. Well, I suppose you could order salad and water but then you're just hurting yourself.
But then you'll expect a tip for your services.
Yes, but I'll deserve it, you see.