I need the sleep.

[sarea]

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:

Seriously, ever since I gave up on the no dairy/egg thing, on account of I can't live without cheese and McDonald's has started treating the hens that lay the eggs for their Egg McMuffins humanely, I like nothing better than an egg-and-cheese omelet for breakfast. - The Princess Diaries IV: Princess in Waiting

You know who that wacky Mia reminds me of? I realized it as I was reading book 5. My own dear akscully. Coincidence that they're both named Amelia? I think not.

BTW, you didn't get rid of me by pointing me to TF's site. You only detained me a little. But now I am obsessed w/ finding the Halloween costumes for penises that you deny corrupting me with. But I shall soon have proof.

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?

My JEM DVDs. Hahahahahahaha. I cannot speak of it w/o laughing.

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The deleted scenes from Final Destination. OMG that the guilty pleasure scenario that Jade and I discussed actually happened in the deleted scenes of this movie. Clear was pregnant w/ Alex's baby!!!!!

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:

11:42 PM

5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?

11:29 PM

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

I wish it were my new Bach CDs, but no, it is only the ticking of the clock, counting the seconds as my life ebbs away in time's cruel hands.

7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?

I was coming home from work. What peeves me is that I shall soon be stepping back out to go back to work.

8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?

Checking my work email. And checking for Halloween costumes for penises. (Penisii?)

9: What are you wearing?

My very cute new babydoll Linkin Park tee and flannel pajama bottoms.

10: Did you dream last night?

Probably. But I can never remember what my dreams are, anymore.

11: When did you last laugh?

Just before starting this meme, because I encountered this in a fic on FF.net, and it is the funniest shit I have ever read (not that I think it was intentional). My stomach hurt and I got the hiccups.

"OH MY GOD!!!! OH MY GOD!!! AHHHH!!!!" Ginny screamed. "WHAT!?!? ARE YOU OKAY?!?! OH MY GODS!! ARE THE TWINS COMING?!? ARE YOU HAVING CONTRACTIONS?!?!?" Draco shouted, very startled, and extremely nervous all of a sudden. "OHHH GOD IT HURTS!!!! DRACO!! OOOH MMY GODDD!!! OWWWW!!!!" Ginny screamed once more. Apparently, the contractions were getting a lot worse. After all, this wasn't one but TWO babies kicking at her from the inside. "OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GODS!!!" Draco shouted, standing up, still staring at Ginny. "OH MY GOD!!!" "OH MY GODS!!!" "OH MY GOD!!!!" "OH MY-" "DRACO!! SHUT UP AND GET THE SUITCASE, MY WATER HAS DEFINITELY BROKEN, I NEED TO GET TO MUNGO'S NOW!!!!!" Ginny shouted at her extremely pale husband. "OH MY GODS!!!" Draco continued to shout.

12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?

My walls are pretty bare. Now hanging: a print of Jack Vettriano's "The Singing Butler," Van Gogh's "Cafe Terrace at Night," and the aforementioned ticking clock.

13: Seen anything weird lately?

Well, there was the whole eyeball jewelry story that people were linking to yesterday. If you haven't read about it, it's here. Yeah, after Lasik, that's next on my list.

14: What do you think of this quiz?

I think I really want to go to sleep, but I must wait for a work thing, and it's helping me stay awake.

15: What is the last film you saw?

I think the last movie I saw in the theaters was 50 First Dates ... on TV, it was Thirteen Ghosts (best opening set-up of a movie ever, and great directing ... too bad the story was so lameass).

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?

A ticket out of this town.

17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:

My left ear is double pierced. And boy was my mom displeased when she finally found out.

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I'd patch up the ozone layer. No wait. I'd make people care about all the things we're doing to destroy the world. Then we'd probably all take to our beds, comatose from depression, but oh well. This question is like the genie from "Je Souhaite."

19: Do you like to dance?

I adore dancing. But cute shoes that I like to be seen dancing in are never actually conducive to dancing as they HURT LIKE A MOTHER by the end of the night.

20: George Bush: is he a power-crazy nutcase or some one who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years?

Neither. Don't really care. Wish people would shut up about him already.

21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Savannah.

22: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Kiernan.

23: Would you ever consider living abroad?

Hell yes, I would. In fact, was considering that the other day. Surely I could find employment abroad w/ my company. Then not only would I make my same salary, they'd pay all my living expenses! I could have a live-in cook/housekeeper/masseuse!

Comments

[akscully.livejournal.com]

Oh. I actually had forgotten about those. Christ, those are scary. The googly eyes...BUT THEY AREN'T HALLOWEEN COSTUMES FOR PENISES, YOU WEIRDO. AND I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LOOKED FOR THEM.

Happy Easter.

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

Excuse me. Refer back to the link you supplied two comments ago. And the fact that you were the one who found the original penis costumes (if that's not what they are, then WHAT ARE THEY?). I was only trying to PROVE MY INNOCENCE.

In fact, change answer #18 to "make big liars realize what big liars they are being, then strike them with the righteous hand of Almighty God." Or whatever deity you prefer.

The ones you found were cuter/better, though. These PENIS COSTUMES, for that is what they are, are attached to some iffy specimens.

[akscully.livejournal.com]

I am innocent and untouched, so I know not of what you speak.

How about Bea Arthur wrasslin' dinosaurs? Or Mr. T and Athena?

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

Tell me the truth. I am your friend, so I don't want to ignore the warning signs. I want to help if I can.

Are you on recreational pharmaceuticals?

[akscully.livejournal.com]

Never touched them in my life, my friend.

Law and Order coloring book?