The cookie that ate Seattle.

[sarea]

I don't claim to be a good cook. I'm pretty decent, I think. I can make myself an edible meal. But never have I made something that ATE THROUGH PLATES. You see, last night I made cookies. But cold cookies aren't very good most of the time. So I brought a couple to work, placed one on a little polystyrene plate, and nuked it for about 40 seconds. When I took it out, it smelled a bit burnt, and there was a dark spot in the middle of the cookie. Well, I thought, I'll just eat around it. Part of the way through, I noticed that there was a GIGANTIC HOLE IN THE PLATE! The cookie had somehow melted it away, like acid! Needless to say, I stopped eating the cookie.

So, yeah, anyone want to come over to my place for Thanksgiving? I'm cooking.

Meanwhile, can you believe that in this day and age there are people who don't wash their hands after using the restroom? Yep, there are. (I'm not talking about myself, in case you were wondering.)

Comments

[rainpuddle13.livejournal.com]

polystyrene plate <-- will always melt in the microwave no matter what you have on it. They are evil little plates.

Sweets, I see people not just not washing hands, but not flushing either. These people are in college. I think that there should be potty patrols - you don't flush or wash you are tossed out because you are mature enough to be in college. *screams at the ickiness of it all*

[sevenfourteen.livejournal.com]

oh man, doesn't that drive you nuts? I mean how frickin hard is it to flush the damn toilet? if you don't wanna touch it with your hands, use the foot. just do something!!

[rainpuddle13.livejournal.com]

Well, what matters worse is the homeless that use the restrooms for taking baths in the sinks. I can't tell you how many times I've walked into the restroom and found a half naked woman. Trust me, it's not a pretty sight!!!!

:o

[sevenfourteen.livejournal.com]

ok, now that is really disturbing...and sad. that i have yet to see.