The cookie that ate Seattle.

[sarea]

I don't claim to be a good cook. I'm pretty decent, I think. I can make myself an edible meal. But never have I made something that ATE THROUGH PLATES. You see, last night I made cookies. But cold cookies aren't very good most of the time. So I brought a couple to work, placed one on a little polystyrene plate, and nuked it for about 40 seconds. When I took it out, it smelled a bit burnt, and there was a dark spot in the middle of the cookie. Well, I thought, I'll just eat around it. Part of the way through, I noticed that there was a GIGANTIC HOLE IN THE PLATE! The cookie had somehow melted it away, like acid! Needless to say, I stopped eating the cookie.

So, yeah, anyone want to come over to my place for Thanksgiving? I'm cooking.

Meanwhile, can you believe that in this day and age there are people who don't wash their hands after using the restroom? Yep, there are. (I'm not talking about myself, in case you were wondering.)

Comments

[scarlett-wfu.livejournal.com]

I have been on a similar bathroom rant myself the past few days - one that as a Seattle-ite should understand.

I too am from Seattle - but I'm in NC for school right now. I have come to the conclusion that the state of NC has not entered the 20th century quite enough to add those little paper seat covers to the women's restroom. The girls out here don't have a clue as to what I am talking about. I think they all must have fantastic gluts from their 'hovering', meanwhile I have lost the skill due to spoilage by said paper seat covers. *sigh* I don't understand how they go without here - eh... I suppose ignorance is bliss!

- Scarlett *dying to get back to civilization aka Seattle*

I've been meaning to comment on something of yours for ages. I absolutely love your writing - you are amazing!

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

Awww, thanks so much! I'm actually not a native Seattlite, but I've been here for nearly four years. Wow, I can't believe it's been that long. I'm from SoCal, so that's what I consider "civilization." ; ) I also love the east coast ... haven't been to NC. And from what you've just said, I'm not sure it's going to be high on my list of states to visit. Heehee.

And dude, at least they hover. That means they're aware of things called germs, which is a start. :D