sarea | The cookie that ate Seattle.

I don't claim to be a good cook. I'm pretty decent, I think. I can make myself an edible meal. But never have I made something that ATE THROUGH PLATES. You see, last night I made cookies. But cold cookies aren't very good most of the time. So I brought a couple to work, placed one on a little polystyrene plate, and nuked it for about 40 seconds. When I took it out, it smelled a bit burnt, and there was a dark spot in the middle of the cookie. Well, I thought, I'll just eat around it. Part of the way through, I noticed that there was a GIGANTIC HOLE IN THE PLATE! The cookie had somehow melted it away, like acid! Needless to say, I stopped eating the cookie.

So, yeah, anyone want to come over to my place for Thanksgiving? I'm cooking.

Meanwhile, can you believe that in this day and age there are people who don't wash their hands after using the restroom? Yep, there are. (I'm not talking about myself, in case you were wondering.)