I Lie Like a Rug

[sarea]

I worked like a dog yesterday. Was out of the house at 6am, and didn't get back until nearly 8pm. *weeps* The saddest part in all that was that I didn't make it home to take my actual dog out, so I was v. scared of what I would find when I got back. But he hadn't done anything! He was so good! He held it the whole time! *weeps again* And now ... a poll/meme in one! I tell a lie:

[Poll #191617]