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I'm pretty sure it's not on to lust after my neighbor's 19-year-old son (or wait ... Jade, is he 20 now? Or maybe, hopefully, 21? When was that BBQ?), but it can't be helped. But this isn't about that. This is about him apparently having a brother I never knew about ...
So the other night, returning late from El Greco, he had followed behind me into the parking lot, and after I got out of my car, I could see two tall male figures and a girl (he always has friends over, so I didn't think too much of this). But it was dark so I couldn't make anyone out clearly. Sean has always been pretty friendly to me, and I've said hello to a friend of his here and there. But I don't know him or any of them well enough to really tell who's who, especially in the dark and if they're wearing hats or whatever.
Anyway, so the three of them had gotten out of their car and were heading up to Sean's place, and I was following a bit behind, but one of the guys had dropped his basketball (or it fell out of the car, I don't know, whatever), so he stopped to get it, and then he was all, friendly like, "Hey, where did you get that Corvette?"
"Oh..." was my witty response. I mean, what do I say? "A car dealership" is accurate, but kinda bitchy. Go into the whole car-swapping-with-my-dad thing? I don't think so, for the 10-second walk up to our doors. <g>
"I didn't know that was yours," he continued.
"Yeah ..." I said. Okay, I was tired, all right? And the subject did not make me feel comfortable, and there was no way to continue it in an interesting way.
"Is this yours?" he asked, holding up the basketball.
I had no idea where it came from, so I was surprised and confused. I said, "It's not yours?"
Then he grinned and was all, "No, it is. I think it belongs to my brother." And then we were in front of his door and he called in, asking his "brother" if it was his basketball, and wishing me a good night.
Here's the thing. I have no clue who I was talking to. If Sean has a brother, maybe I was talking to his brother and not Sean? I mean, he was wearing a baseball hat (backwards, of course), it was dark, and if they really are brothers they probably look somewhat alike. But I didn't know Sean had a brother. And the guy -- whoever he was -- was acting way peppier than Sean normally does (he's friendly but a bit reserved). And then I was like, well maybe it wasn't his brother, but a friend joking around that he was. I mean, the other guy and the girl had already entered their condo, so one of them obviously had a key, and I'm pretty sure no one but Sean lives with his dad there. Then again, this guy acted like he totally knew me, which is possible 1) if he were Sean; 2) if he were one of Sean's friends who's around all the time and has seen me about.
The whole thing is just very odd.
I went home today to take Talis out, and Sean -- I'm pretty sure it was Sean -- was about to get in his car. (Okay, I have always found him passably attractive, because he's tall, young, and looks/acts like a total punk, but he had cut off most of his hair (a la Orlando Bloom in "Black Hawk Down"), and he was wearing this black tank that was really very flattering. It's not even that I'm super attracted to him, but when we interact he makes me feel all "heehee," if you know what I mean. God save me from 20-year-old hotties.) He smiled and said hello, asking how I was, and I responded in kind, and he seemed the same kind of friendly like he -- or whoever -- had been on Friday night. So maybe it was him??? Am so confused.
Not that any of this matters or would be of any interest to anyone but Jade, who knows who I'm talking about. She's even had the dubious honor of hearing him have sex with his girlfriend when she walked by one day with Talis! Hahahahahahhahaa.
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thena, this Gender Genie is so cool! I'm clearly such a girly writer. <g> Boy, now I want to start writing like a man just to see if I can.
So the other night, returning late from El Greco, he had followed behind me into the parking lot, and after I got out of my car, I could see two tall male figures and a girl (he always has friends over, so I didn't think too much of this). But it was dark so I couldn't make anyone out clearly. Sean has always been pretty friendly to me, and I've said hello to a friend of his here and there. But I don't know him or any of them well enough to really tell who's who, especially in the dark and if they're wearing hats or whatever.
Anyway, so the three of them had gotten out of their car and were heading up to Sean's place, and I was following a bit behind, but one of the guys had dropped his basketball (or it fell out of the car, I don't know, whatever), so he stopped to get it, and then he was all, friendly like, "Hey, where did you get that Corvette?"
"Oh..." was my witty response. I mean, what do I say? "A car dealership" is accurate, but kinda bitchy. Go into the whole car-swapping-with-my-dad thing? I don't think so, for the 10-second walk up to our doors. <g>
"I didn't know that was yours," he continued.
"Yeah ..." I said. Okay, I was tired, all right? And the subject did not make me feel comfortable, and there was no way to continue it in an interesting way.
"Is this yours?" he asked, holding up the basketball.
I had no idea where it came from, so I was surprised and confused. I said, "It's not yours?"
Then he grinned and was all, "No, it is. I think it belongs to my brother." And then we were in front of his door and he called in, asking his "brother" if it was his basketball, and wishing me a good night.
Here's the thing. I have no clue who I was talking to. If Sean has a brother, maybe I was talking to his brother and not Sean? I mean, he was wearing a baseball hat (backwards, of course), it was dark, and if they really are brothers they probably look somewhat alike. But I didn't know Sean had a brother. And the guy -- whoever he was -- was acting way peppier than Sean normally does (he's friendly but a bit reserved). And then I was like, well maybe it wasn't his brother, but a friend joking around that he was. I mean, the other guy and the girl had already entered their condo, so one of them obviously had a key, and I'm pretty sure no one but Sean lives with his dad there. Then again, this guy acted like he totally knew me, which is possible 1) if he were Sean; 2) if he were one of Sean's friends who's around all the time and has seen me about.
The whole thing is just very odd.
I went home today to take Talis out, and Sean -- I'm pretty sure it was Sean -- was about to get in his car. (Okay, I have always found him passably attractive, because he's tall, young, and looks/acts like a total punk, but he had cut off most of his hair (a la Orlando Bloom in "Black Hawk Down"), and he was wearing this black tank that was really very flattering. It's not even that I'm super attracted to him, but when we interact he makes me feel all "heehee," if you know what I mean. God save me from 20-year-old hotties.) He smiled and said hello, asking how I was, and I responded in kind, and he seemed the same kind of friendly like he -- or whoever -- had been on Friday night. So maybe it was him??? Am so confused.
Not that any of this matters or would be of any interest to anyone but Jade, who knows who I'm talking about. She's even had the dubious honor of hearing him have sex with his girlfriend when she walked by one day with Talis! Hahahahahahhahaa.
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thena, this Gender Genie is so cool! I'm clearly such a girly writer. <g> Boy, now I want to start writing like a man just to see if I can.
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Date: 2003-08-25 05:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-08-25 06:04 pm (UTC)And I have to say I'm worse since I was watching the Little League World Series, and I thought these youngsters were cute. I mean some of them are 11! But I mean I can so see some of these boys growing up into HOT men. I'm going to the Bad Place.
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Date: 2003-08-25 06:15 pm (UTC)Oh, we're all going to the Bad Place. But we get the best seats in the house. :D
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Date: 2003-08-25 06:16 pm (UTC)::uses Thelma & Louise icon in honor of older women/younger men::
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Date: 2003-08-25 08:35 pm (UTC)I was walking The Demon, and we went by the window that looks out onto the complex, and I saw them, and my eyes widened, and I cast my head down immediately and quickened my pace, hissing at The Demon, "hurry up, HURRY UP!" as we hurried back!
Thereafter, I was too mortified to speak of it other than to give you the barest of details.
He does make you all "heehee!" around him, though. And NO ONE knows why! He's not even that hot! *doesn't understand*
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Date: 2003-08-25 08:43 pm (UTC)But now I HAVE to know. I'm so ashamed of myself for asking. Now answer.
Oh, he looked pretty hot today.
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Date: 2003-08-25 08:48 pm (UTC)So we were walking back from the grass on the other side, facing the side of Sean's complex. And The Demon was trying to get me to run, as always, and I did not feel like running, so I was pulling him back and forcing him to walk slowly.
As I approached the side of the complex, I noticed that Sean had his music turned up loud enough to hear from down there, before I even got near the steps, so I don't know, I guess it pulled my gaze to the window... and there they were.
They were like, pressed up against the wall (standing up. Oh Sean has hidden talents.) opposite the window, her back against the wall. He had his shirt off, I could not ascertain her state of dress or undress, but there was.... thrusting. I believe they were too involved with one another to notice much of anything, though perhaps this is why Sean invited us to his party the last night I was there.
The Demon was very pleased by how fast we ran.
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Date: 2003-08-25 09:07 pm (UTC)Oh yes, I'm sure that's why he invited us to his party. "You saw me having sex. Hey, wanna come to a party?"
Why couldn't they have closed the blinds?!
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Date: 2003-08-25 09:12 pm (UTC)I prefer 14 and 15 year olds, dearie. Or watching them have sex, like some Peeping Toms I could mention.no subject
Date: 2003-08-25 09:15 pm (UTC)Oh yes, I'm sure that's why he invited us to his party. "You saw me having sex. Hey, wanna come to a party?"
Your "humor" does not inspire me to give you these details you so crave. However, we have an audience now (*waves to akscully*) so I feel compelled to continue. For the people.
I only saw his bare back for a second.... but it was good. Oh, it was good. And you know how I feel about mens' backs. *gets lost in thought*
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Date: 2003-08-27 11:56 am (UTC)There is nothing wrong with you finding him attractive. Age means nothing :p
Re: :)
Date: 2003-08-27 01:35 pm (UTC)But if I were going to try my hand *ahem* at it, I would thank you for your well wishes. Heeheehehehe!
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Date: 2003-09-27 08:20 pm (UTC)http://www.fictionalley.org/
http://portkey.org/
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