I yelled at a birdbath in an elevator because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

[sarea]

More procrastinating courtesy of absolut_jmo

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

Comments

I'm just sayin'.

[ropo.livejournal.com]

I jumped on a llama under your bed because I'm sexy and do what I want! (Or, because I'm a Ninja. My shirt's multicolored.)

[absolut-jmo.livejournal.com]

LOL! Okay, Big Bird as your leader beats all.

[akscully.livejournal.com]

I licked a pickle in your bathroom because I'm sexy and I do what I want!

hahahahaha

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

Ohmygod at that. Use euphemisms much?!

[jade-okelani.livejournal.com]

I danced with a fireman in my car because I'm NOT crazy.

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

LOL! S.'s is: I had lunch with a homeless guy in your bathroom because I'm cool like that.

Also, he would pretty please like a port to Dalaran -- but I am kind of interested in seeing if he'll ask you himself. Nicely, as I suggested.

[heinous_bitca.livejournal.com]

I ran over a snowman in an elevator because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway. :)