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I remember the good old days, growing up as a wee lassie in the wilds of Southern California, when big, delicious avocados were 3 for $1. WTF happened to those days? Now they're $3 for 1. Grrr. So, buying avocadoes is normally kind of a treat. But now, as part of the effort to lower my cholesterol, I'm going to have to eat an avocado every day. Oh, the hardship. Eating an avocado every day helped lower cholesterol rates by 8%, while a low-fat diet only lowered by 5%! Yeah, screw the low-fat diet, I'm going on an avocado diet. :D Wow, imagine what you could do with both. Can you have negative cholesterol? :)) Of course, that's $80/month in avocadoes. Yikes.

Did you know there is 0 cholesterol in Doritos? What's that about? How can that be possible??

If you need a laugh (or rather, a laugh-until-you-start-weeping-from-hilarity), check these out:

Jon Stewart's Commencement Speech - gacked from fearthainn

Conan O'Brien's Commencement Speech - a classic

And, finally, with all the interviews Tom has been doing recently, we've at last gotten confirmation that he'll be in GoF. YAY!!