The cookie that ate Seattle.

I don't claim to be a good cook. I'm pretty decent, I think. I can make myself an edible meal. But never have I made something that ATE THROUGH PLATES. You see, last night I made cookies. But cold cookies aren't very good most of the time. So I brought a couple to work, placed one on a little polystyrene plate, and nuked it for about 40 seconds. When I took it out, it smelled a bit burnt, and there was a dark spot in the middle of the cookie. Well, I thought, I'll just eat around it. Part of the way through, I noticed that there was a GIGANTIC HOLE IN THE PLATE! The cookie had somehow melted it away, like acid! Needless to say, I stopped eating the cookie.

So, yeah, anyone want to come over to my place for Thanksgiving? I'm cooking.

Meanwhile, can you believe that in this day and age there are people who don't wash their hands after using the restroom? Yep, there are. (I'm not talking about myself, in case you were wondering.)

I'm the best Seeker at Hogwarts.

Slytherin: 280, Ravenclaw: 30
Slytherin: 300, Hufflepuff: 10
Slytherin: 220, Gryffindor: 10

kirixchi, your ass is mine!!! In case anyone is wondering what the hell I'm on about, it's this. It's really wrong that I'm all hot for a computer-rendered Draco. Montague and Flint aren't bad, either. :D

ETA: I don't like it when Draco yells at me. "That was absolute rubbish! Do it again, and this time, pretend you know what you're doing!" And yet there is something about his bossy commanding presence ... Dumbledore has just awarded the Hogwarts Quidditch Cup to Slytherin. *sniff*

Meanwhile, this birthday thing was taken from everyone on my friends list:

NOVEMBER:
Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciates praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

What can I say, I am unique and brilliant. Hahahahaha. You know, this is a really immodest meme. What we should really do is have each of our friends do our birth months and strike out what's not appropriate. Then we'll see what the truth is!!

( Find your birth month here, and strike out everything that's not true. )