aHA!

[sarea]

Have you guys, in recent months, noticed a certain tendency mynuet has shown wrt our beloved Draco? Yes, I am talking about torture. I am talking about inhumane treatment of a character. I am talking UST -- primarily the U part. Yes, I am talking about lack of nookie.

And now -- now, I bring before you the evidence of her treachery, the plan she's had for Draco all along (poor guy!!!), revealed in YM. I'm probably breaking all sorts of Internet rules by posting this, and she'll probably never share anything with me again, but I feel we have a right to know the truth!!!

***

Draco stood in the shadows, frozen by the sight of his recently ex-girlfriend being seated at a table, giving every appearance of thoroughly enjoying herself. She looked as she always had, gorgeous, vibrant, her head thrown back with laughter before she leaned in and laid her hand over her date's arm, her lips grazing his ear as she whispered something, just as she'd whispered to Draco a thousand thousand times, only this time it wasn't him. Her low, amused voice wasn't whispering to him, her breath wasn't stirring his hair and his pulse rate. It was instead doing the same to Harry fucking Potter, the Boy Who Pissed the Hell out of Draco, who didn't appear to be objecting in the slightest. No, the stupid sod had a gigantic grin on his idiotic face as his hand slipped under the table and did something which made Ginny squeal and slap his arm playfully.

***

STOP THE DRACO TORTURE! IT'S MADNESS!!!

Obviously, Ginny knows he's watching and is playing it up for his benefit. She doesn't really give a fig about Harry. *wibble* Draco steps in soon and drags her away so they can have sex in the coat closet or something. That's what happens in my version of events.

Edit: It's out in the open now!! I don't have to keep defending my stance; Shar has revealed it for the whole world to see here!! I was right all along!

Comments

[absolut-jmo.livejournal.com]

Ooo goody, I love revealed secrets!
Yes, there is much UST rampaging in SB. So to balance it out, there must be spectacular, wondermous, earth shattering.....release from the UST!
DID YOU HEAR THAT MYN, EARTH SHATTERING!!!!
*sharpens pointy stick collection*
Thanks for the heads up doll~ ;)

[mynuet.livejournal.com]

Earth shattering, check. I do believe I've mentioned before that there will be hot, sweaty, explosive sex before the end of SB... Just not for a while yet. A long while. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

And Sarea, you are a faithless bitch who has crushed, I say crushed my poor, delicate heart. If you weren't my source for viewing material, I would totally disown you.

[gianfared.livejournal.com]

It's really all right, you know, because Draco torture makes for a wonderful story CLIMAX. :D

[mynuet.livejournal.com]

I've tried telling him that, but the little brat went to Sarea to complain. Hence that stepping-up of torture by having him have to watch her with Harry. *cracks whip over the heads of fictional characters* Beatings will continue until morale improves.

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

the little brat went to Sarea to complain

He knew he wouldn't be getting any sympathy from YOU, heartless as you are.

[fiannan.livejournal.com]

Draco steps in soon and drags her away so they can have sex in the coat closet or something. That's what happens in my version of events.

*offers around the Sexinacloset!Draco petition*

Yup, that's my chosen turn of events too :D

[tendrepoison.livejournal.com]

I don't think earth shattering is enough... it has to be on a larger scale, I am talking about the whole universe. Like the Big Bang! (tee hee hee... ;-))

[gianfared.livejournal.com]

*cough* I seem to remember a little fic bit here with Draco touching a Ginny who wasn't his as she asked him to take Ladybug so she could go out on a date that night. Oh, yes, that still haunts me.

It would appear we have a cauldron/kettle issue here, if you ask me. :P

[mynuet.livejournal.com]

Hey, you're right! *crosses arms and glares at Sarea* I'd forgotten I was withholding smut until I got more details or, er, forgot. IN ANY CASE, now I can cancel my plans to write appeasement smut and just continue glaring at SB.

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

THAT DOESN'T COUNT AT ALL! Clearly, that Draco got nookie. The existence of his daughter proves it. And I didn't see Ginny complaining when Draco was, um, touching!

Mynuet!Draco:

[gianfared.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear. *shakes head* Delusional much? *gigles*

At least in SB we saw Draco have the nookie right off the bat, but with the Ladybug fic, we only saw him touching what he couldn't have anymore. Oh, sure Ginny wasn't complaining as she was asking for babysitting services (no need to cut off the hand that feeds you, or pleasures you, or whatevah).

You're right they aren't the same, but which is worse? o.O

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

It's been ages since SB nookie, and poor Draco didn't even have a very good showing. It's implied that Ginny didn't even, ahem, arrive. Since then, it's been nothing but blue balls. Okay, maybe one small bit of relief ... but this isn't just about SB (which is a novel, unlike the Ladybug drabble, so the torture is exponential). It's also about 'The Cutting Edge' drabble, and that when I v. nicely brought up the suggestion to The Evildoer that Draco might be feeling a little frustrated, her response was even more torture! Ginny on a date with Harry, letting him do God knows what to her under the table! Let's see you continue to defend these facts!

[mynuet.livejournal.com]

Ahem. I quote:

she clapped one of her hands over her mouth, stifling a noise that came out as a squeak.

He started to apologize, but she waved a hand dismissively. "No, no, it's okay. I just came." She what? From him? He could feel the sheer goofiness of his grin as he felt a stir of pride and moved to do more.

And that drabble was D/G, only inspired by TCE. So he had his chance, but he was a gentleman about it, and thus will be getting more nookie in the future.

[jade-okelani.livejournal.com]

You faithless whore.

I don't even really understand what's going on, I just like saying that.

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

You are strange and off putting. Go now.

[jade-okelani.livejournal.com]

I wonder if a BtVS/HP crossover would really work. In theory, it seems to be a natural fit. Imagine if Draco were turned into a vampire, and no one even noticed because he was exactly the same.

*bother, bother, bother*

[empressvesica.livejournal.com]

There are about a million and one BtVS/HP crosses in which Draco is refered to as Mini-Spike at least once. If he escapes that he is normally subjected to a dousing with holy water. Hey - wet T-shirt. I knew I read crossovers for a good reason!

[empressvesica.livejournal.com]

*slaps forehead* You all are insane - in a good way - I think. UST is a good thing - sometimes. I am with gianfared here - Pot? This is kettle. You're black.

Can't you two just join evil forces and dream up smut like we have never seen before?? Ooooh, Oooh. Or, even better, get in a fic war and try to outdo each other - each writing a fic with even less UST than the one before...Well? Go on. *grin* ~EV

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

I have explained very reasonably to gianfared why she is mistaken that this is in any way a similar situation. My good name should be clear.

UST is definitely a good thing. However, Shar seems to delight in the art of leaving Draco at the height of sexual frustration (not just SB; look at her recent fic snippet after watching 'The Cutting Edge'), and I wanted to make sure she was aware of the fact that her Draco desired to be humanely treated -- and look! Look what her response was! More torture!

[empressvesica.livejournal.com]

Hmm, when you put it that way, she is evil. And possibly inflicting irreversible anatomical damage on our dear little ferret. This must be stopped! *smirk*

[gianfared.livejournal.com]

I think sarea_okelani is very very very Slytherin. Don't be fooled by that sneaky little thang. ;P

UST is definitely a good thing. However, Shar seems to delight in the art of leaving Draco at the height of sexual frustration (not just SB

Draco got the goods at the beginning of SB AND he also got a nice little release from Ginny midway.

Draco desired to be humanely treated -- and look! Look what her response was! More torture!

ROTF, oh, this is too much. A man lusting after the woman who has borne him a child, touching her a bit intimately, to be asked to babysit their child while she is away with another man on a date is not humane treatment of Draco. Sheesh.

I like your original idea of the two great Draco torturers writing great smut together. Yep, wonderful plan!

[mynuet.livejournal.com]

Et tu, Empress? Et tu? *looks wounded and melancholy*

[jade-okelani.livejournal.com]

So what you're saying is, your attempts to liberate poor Draco have actually served only to cause him yet more suffering?

Interesting.

[sarea-okelani.livejournal.com]

Look what you've done, you've turned me into Amelia. And look, I used the jade_okelani font. How fitting.

[mynuet.livejournal.com]

Ironic, isn't it?

And I haven't told her yet that she lost out on having me write broomshed smut last night because of her heinous treatment of my poor, sensitive soul.

Or because of the fear of death threats from SB readers. One or the other.