Instant Pot recipe: Short ribs

I have been meaning to update for DAYS but just haven't been able to find the time. :/ But now I have about 20 min, before I have to do some work stuff -- YES AT 2 IN THE FREAKING MORNING -- so I want to take down what I made for dinner tonight, because it was ah-mayyyy-zing.

I sort of cobbled together various recipes that I read online, because I had short ribs, but wasn't going to be able to start cooking until after I got home from work. I didn't have time to marinate or do a lot of prep work or anything like that, so I needed a simple recipe that would work with a pressure cooker. Well I am either a cooking genius or very lucky (I would like to think the former, but am most likely the latter), because they came out so well it was probably one of the best meals I've ever made. So I need to take it down for posterity as I can't find it anywhere else, while it's still fresh in my mind.

( On to the recipe! )