I am wearing glasses today...

... because I could not abide the thought of sticking contacts into my tired eyeballs.

Health update: Now feel like I just have a case of the sniffles, rather than "the only thing I can do is lie down and look for smut on the Internet" body aches. It's v. annoying, being sick, but I have to say that this one has been the most mild. Which is why it's even more annoying that I'm not fully better already.

I have made a list of the fics/plot bunnies that I want to write before I retire from fandom. Not that I plan to retire. I'm just saying, when/if that happens, I'd want to get all these out first. There are seven nine, which is more than I want and less than I expected.

( Alias 'Blowback' spoilers )

Meanwhile, this is totally taken from corianderstem, because Steve Martin is too funny not to be shared.

( The Passion of Who? )