This is the only thing that's made me smile today...

It finally, finally worked. *weeps*

My LiveJournal Sitcom
I Love sarea_okelani (TBS, 2:30): sarea_okelani (Julia Ormond) bites msscribe (Kate Beckinsale). At the same time, sydney_lynne (Liza Minnelli) gets lissinthecity (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) drunk. Later, sumdumgai (Sean Connery) and akscully (Valerie Bertinelli) kiss at the college. On the other side of town, jade_okelani (Jennifer Jason Leigh) sets kstanley (Mayim Bialik)'s banana on fire. That weekend, corianderstem (Natalie Portman) hires calliope14 (David Carradine) to perform pantomime at the Met. Craziness ensues.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

I am so envious that corianderstem is played by Natalie Portman while I'm Julia Ormond. (I actually don't have as big a problem w/ her as I know many others have, but still. <g>)

My HP fairy tale.

Gacked from thena. Hahahahahahhaha ...

Rating: R for language and sexual situatons
Pairings: H/Hr, hints of H/D, leetle hint of D/G, and apparently Ginny is Hermione's Mum

FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young STRIPPER named HARRY. He was SKILLFULLY LICKING in the FAST forest when he met HARD DRACO, a run-away AUROR from the EVIL Queen GINNY.

HARRY could see that HARD DRACO was hungry so he reached into his PENSIEVE and give him his SHAVED PUMPKIN PASTY. HARD DRACO was thankful for HARRY's PUMPKIN PASTY, so he told HARRY a very LONG story about Queen GINNY's daughter HERMIONE. How her mother, the EVIL Queen GINNY, kept her locked away in a CASTLE protected by a gigantic HIPPOGRIFF, because HERMIONE was so ENORMOUS.

HARRY SUCKED. He vowed to HARD DRACO the AUROR that he would save the ENORMOUS HERMIONE. He would WRITE the HIPPOGRIFF, and take HERMIONE far away from her eveil mother, the EVIL Queen GINNY, and KISS her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a SMOOTH FUCKING and HARD DRACO the AUROR began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic HIPPOGRIFF from his story. EVIL Queen GINNY RAN out from behind a MIRROR OF ERISED and struck HARRY dead. In the far off CASTLE you could hear a BOINK.

THE END.

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